Written by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

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Cash-strapped wannabe martyrs who want to claim their bounty of 72 virgins, can now go ahead and make their plans to strike at any moment - thanks to greedy supermarkets such as Stainsbury's, Tosscos, Masda's and Dorrison's.

Petrol was as high as £1:30 a litre and even the Terrorism budgets have not been able to afford the inflammable liquid that makes up a large proportion of their explosive devices. It has long been suspected that the Arab Nations have colluded to keep fuel prices deliberately high to cause coalition forces to go bankrupt on fuel costs alone.

However, that has come at a cost and there have been no Al Qaeda-type terrorist campaigns in Britain for weeks and weeks. So-much-so, that the Police Anti-Terrorism Units are facing redundancy. Now things are going to change. There will be a six-week window where petrol will drop low enough for bombers to rid the country of infidels.

After the six weeks, fuel will go up even further and the MOD will have to sell off their fleet of airworthy Nimrods.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Oil, Gasoline




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