Self-abuse, coffee, blowing your nose and straining to defecate could increase the risk of of a fatal stroke similar to Elvis Presley's, say researchers in Madrid. Eight risk factors were linked to bleeding on the brain. They all increase blood pr...
The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...
In one of the most spectacular showbiz stunts pulled during the last hour, it has been revealed that Liz Taylor is not actually dead. In an interview with Britain's most useful woman, Woolly Hollowbee, it was revealed that Liz actually just wanted...
Of all the stupid things that an employee can do...that several former employees can do, to leave the penis off a sex doll is the worst, the boss at Xanadong told his reporters yesterday afternoon according to a still-working employee. Apparently...
Sydney, Australia: Competitors and spectators at a lawn bowls competition in the small New South Wales town of Parkes believe that they have today witnessed a resurrection of biblical proportions. Mr. Elvis Aron Presley, aged 76 and long thought...
A lot of Justin Bieber fans are now claiming that Justin is more popular than Elvis Presley and they might be right if a poll were taken today, but we doubt it. For one thing, there are still too many lady boomers around. However, if the claim...
After several tabloids told the public that rock & roll legend Elvis Presley hated the Beatles John Lennon because of Lennon's anti-war, pacifist views, our reporters have discovered that Elvis wasn't exactly fond of actor Warren Beatty either.
Hesbad, Ca - Three shots, at the Dealey Plaza Shopping Mall, taken from an iPHONE by Abraham Zapruder allege to show Michael Jackson with his ex father-in-law Elvis Presley. The first shot, appears to be the profile of Michael Jackson, judging by...
Keeping hope alive for millions of Sparky Anderson, Michael Jackson and Elvis fans, drive through customers at a Detroit Burger King report seeing the white haired baseball legend sharing a bag of fries with both entertainment "kings" this Thursday.
Elvis aficionado Mary Proud of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in Swinton has created a software program that will take any song and sing it in the style of Elvis Presley. "We're very pleased with the results," said Proud. "You could sa...
Yesterday at 2:00 PM, hundreds of people saw what appeared to be some kind of ghost that looked exactly like Elvis, (except for the sideburns) at a Decatur, Mississippi mall. He spoke briefly, saying only "I'm Melvus" and "Thank you, thank you ver...
Derek Acorah, widely believed to be the broadband connection to the afterlife, sneezed on live television, which led to a remarkable lot being sold on eBay. Whilst channelling Elvis for Living TV's Elvis Lives, broadcast on what would have been El...
Welsh singer Tom Jones has been rushed to hospital for checks after he failed to mention any anecdotes about Elvis Presley in an interview. Alarms were raised by a concerned interviewer regarding the state of Jones' mental condition when the singe...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - The former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was in Raleigh speaking before a gathering of The Tobacco Is Still King Federation. He was asked how he has been doing since leaving pubic office in 2006. He smiled and said...
It was the zombie wedding of the year. Proud Pa zombie Elvis Presley dug himself out just in time to walk freaky daughter Lisa down the aisle. The event? Lisa was renewing her vows with moon-walking zombie husband Michael Jackson who had earlier b...
Thousands of Elvis fans from all over the world have thronged in Memphis to attend the annual candlelight vigil and procession. This year marks the 33rd anniversary of the American singing icon's death. Elvis Aaron was 42 years old when he died a...
Little Rock, AR - Stop me if you've heard this one - Elvis, a Troublemaker and a Cowboy all walk into Charlie Daniel's office to register as political candidates for the upcoming elections. Arkansas seems to be the hot spot for bizarre political c...
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