Egyptian patriots have recently broken through the cemented entrance of the Mubarak Secret Police Torture Chamber. Besides a collection of thumb screws, racks, and Iron Maidens other items were discovered that would make even the Sphinx cringe: * A Silvio Berlusconi sex video * A 455-pound man making love to a 365-pound woman * Susan Boyle at 6AM * Taylor Swift singing the Nati...
Friends of Colonel Gaddafi have tonight sensationally revealed he has refused to leave Libya because he is frightened of flying. They say that Colonel Gaddafi's phobia of getting on a plane is so serious that he has chosen to die in his country...
NATCHEZ, Mississippi - Scientists are mystified at the discovery of an Egyptian pyramid and sphinx which were recently uncovered by a highway construction crew seven miles outside of the Mississippi town of Natchez. USA Sunup interviewed Sherman R...
With the continuing melt down of law and order and the defiant messages coming from President Col Gaddafi, the British Government are tracking down the companies behind his support.The Prime Minister has said no stone will be unturned to find the UK...
Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron today admitted his concerns over the recent protests staged in several Middle Eastern countries by its dissatisfied populace. Speaking from a wealthy friend's private estate in Egypt Cairo today, he said:...
A spokesperson for The mayor's office in Tripoli has issued a statement that there is no anarchy or bloodshed in the streets and every one should keep calm "This is a respectable town where people work hard and get along. I do not know who this im...
Pride Rock, Pride Lands: Protests that have already rocked African countries including Tunisia, Egypt and Libya have now spread to the kingdom of Pride Lands. The country has been ruled by "Lion King" Simba since a 1994 coup that saw the violent o...
The Foreign Office's previous instructions advising "essential travel only" for Egyptian destinations such as Cairo, Alexandria and Suez, has finally been relaxed. The warnings has been put in place in the wake of widespread unrest and civil dist...
Prime Minister David Cameron has stolen a march on his rivals in the race to become the new Egyptian leader. Mr Cameron, frustrated in his attempts to be outright head boy in the UK, flew into Cairo to lend his support to what has been dubbed the...
A few days in the sun must have sounded like a good idea after Coalition UK for call me Dave. As he enjoyed his world statesman games in Cairo, what did Dave not know? Call him naive or badly advised, but as the Gadaffi's were shooting their own people next door in Libya, some bright spark noticed Dave's travelling companions. Dave had taken along, on his tour of the Arabian countries, some...
Egypt has been recolonised by David Cameron in a surprise move. With American support British control of Egypt has been re-established. 'I'm sorry we went away' David Cameron shouted from the renamed Trafalgar Quare in Cairo 'now you clearly need...
Cairo - Thousands of Egyptians turned out today to ask Pop star Justin Bieber to lead them. The march comes not long after the forced resignation of President Hosni Bubarak, and many Egyptian citizens are nervous over who will control their governmen...
A few months before the revolution, there were articles written on the sexual enslavement of married men in Cairo. News of men being forced to father children with women during Egypt's uprising, shows the sexual slavery of men has not gone away. From my own experience, a few Egyptian women wrote me letters asking me for marriage expecting that I surrender to them in sexual bondage though mar...
CARIO - After a near-bloodless coup, everything actually goes well. There was actually a fall of government, and very few got hurt. Fancy that? Wait, what? There's an actual rewritten constitution? This is one of those Spoof things ain't it? Inhopeless Media Group is a respectable news outlet. What? You're kidding right? NO WAY! So... you mean? Actually? Well, apparently the leader has ac...
The Great Sphinx-ster of Giza (or, commonly, the Ass-Hole) is a statue of a reclining or couchant sphinx-ster (a not so mythical ass-hole with the likeness of Mubarak's head protruding) that stands on the Giza Plateau on the west bank of the Nile in...
Now that there has been an overthrow of the government of Egypt by the people there, many of the protesters are claiming that singer Justin Bieber spurred them on with his encouraging music. "It is now being heard in Iran, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and...
Under Mubarek, the Egyptian access to the World Wide Web was removed forcing the population to resort to dial-up access to external ISPs, using satellite and faxing. The military regime in temporary charge of the country turned the internet back o...
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