Written by Kid Icarus

Saturday, 19 February 2011


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Women need to respect men.

A few months before the revolution, there were articles written on the sexual enslavement of married men in Cairo.

News of men being forced to father children with women during Egypt's uprising, shows the sexual slavery of men has not gone away.

From my own experience, a few Egyptian women wrote me letters asking me for marriage expecting that I surrender to them in sexual bondage though marriage. They wanted to satisfy their sexual needs by achieving orgasms using my body in marriage. One Egyptian woman touched my chest and another rubbed my back while I was outside of a church.

If you're a man living in Cairo, chances are you will be forced into a marriage where your wife will seduce you while you sleep and demand sex from you. It happens on every street, in every house, in every bathroom, in every bedroom, in every kitchen and even on the living room sofa in Egypt.

According to a 2007 survey of 1,010 men conducted by the Egyptian Center for Men's rights, 98 percent of foreign men and 83 percent of Egyptian men have been approached for marriage by feminine looking women.

I was walking home from a dinner recently when three women across the street screamed out at me (You hump like a Gigolo.)

I wasn't able to say anything back because they had walked away and I saw several women nearby laughing.

This is nothing compared to what happened to me in 1996, after I moved to Cairo. It was during the summer, and I was walking home from work, dressed in a skin tight shirt with my large muscles showing through. I had tight jeans with a large bulge showing I was male. A woman walked up to me, said she was single and looking for a husband, and casually kissed me on the lips. In just seconds, I understood what real anger meant. I grabbed her by the throat and struck her in the face as hard as I could giving her a bloody nose and I called her a bitch. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry," she said. Her face turned pale, and she was shaking. "I'm sorry. Please forgive me," she whispered.

I was satisfied for striking her with blunt force, but that was not enough. I was feeling violated and unclean because it was the first of the month and she was on her period. I decided to stop walking the streets after that horrible experience. Woman's desires come in many forms, it can be their desires to be mothers and force you to father their children, seductive touching during the marriage, demands for sex up to five hours during the night, kissing you, hugging you and indecent exposure when they take their clothing off in the bedroom.

Young men who are idealist are taking a personal initiative in trying to fight against female desires.

They hand out pamphlets to men saying: "Don't listen to their seductive words, don't allow women to take their clothing off in front of you, don't father their children unless they pay you lots of money." Maybe it will become the peoples power, the same type that brought an end to a dictatorship that will end the reign of terror that horny women inflict on men.

The only real protection for men is when woman's attitude about their own womanhood changes and they become more masculine and they start to date other women. Removing women's ovaries, vagina's, and breast might help to curve their ravenous sexual desires for men.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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