Written by PP Rega

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

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Egyptian patriots have recently broken through the cemented entrance of the Mubarak Secret Police Torture Chamber. Besides a collection of thumb screws, racks, and Iron Maidens other items were discovered that would make even the Sphinx cringe:

* A Silvio Berlusconi sex video

* A 455-pound man making love to a 365-pound woman

* Susan Boyle at 6AM

* Taylor Swift singing the National Anthem

* A photo of Nancy Pelosi without Botox

* Reba McIntire singing "Un Bel Di" from Madama Butterfly

* Two-month-old dish of scrambled eggs & shaving cream

* Scooping a pooch's poop without a pooper-scooper

* Joe Biden saying anything

* 100 mimes miming going upstairs in the wind

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Topics: Egypt, torture




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