Egyptian patriots have recently broken through the cemented entrance of the Mubarak Secret Police Torture Chamber. Besides a collection of thumb screws, racks, and Iron Maidens other items were discovered that would make even the Sphinx cringe:
* A Silvio Berlusconi sex video
* A 455-pound man making love to a 365-pound woman
* Susan Boyle at 6AM
* Taylor Swift singing the National Anthem
* A photo of Nancy Pelosi without Botox
* Reba McIntire singing "Un Bel Di" from Madama Butterfly
* Two-month-old dish of scrambled eggs & shaving cream
* Scooping a pooch's poop without a pooper-scooper
* Joe Biden saying anything
* 100 mimes miming going upstairs in the wind
