A spokesperson for The mayor's office in Tripoli has issued a statement that there is no anarchy or bloodshed in the streets and every one should keep calm
"This is a respectable town where people work hard and get along. I do not know who this imposter is on the television saying he is here, we've never seen him before and he certainly hasn't registered to vote"said the spokesperson.
As a precaution the Idaho Governor's office has put the National Guard on alert in case these rumours are true and the judiciary has actually defected and gone over to the other side.
A citizen of Tripoli Mrs Edner Pumpernickle said while eating her fat free triple burger with extra full non fat cheese and extra sugar free fat flavoured soda
"I didn't even know that the mayor was a colonel and there was so much oil about, it is quite exciting"
Ex-president George W Bush was unavailable for comment as it was his bath time.
