Tijuana, Mexico (FP) - President Bush and Condoleezza Rice's long suspected love child has been discovered living in a housing project in Tijuana, Mexico, officials reported Friday.
Anathema Motion Pictures recently announced that a newly updated version of the classic movie the Wizard of Oz is set to begin filming this summer, with a release date of April 2008 anticipated.
Washington Toast - George Tenet, former director of the Central Intelligence Agency, recently received a four million dollar book advance for writing about his contribution to the 9/11 tragedy and the ginning up to the war in Iraq, absolving himself...
Empowered Black Woman Condi Rice is to get down with her neighborhood by releasing a rap record, the move comes as she announces that she plans to run for 2008 Presidential elections!...
Simon Cowell, supremo of the X-Factor TV show has finally announced who is to join him on the panel of judges for the next series following the sacking of Louis Walsh. It is to be none other than Irish Prime Minister, Bertie Ahern.
California - (Rotters): Scientists at the Dead Loss Alamos Laboratory national research center have cloned a human version of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice according to a secret report leaked out today.
Tehran, Iran - Late Thursday evening Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice ended the snack concessions program that the United States had employed in Iran since 2002 after an incident at a Tehran concession stand.
BAGHDAD IRAQ - While on a surprise visit to Iraq Condi Rice sat down with troops to have lunch and was handed a MRE by a troop sitting next to her. With a surprised look on her face, she inquired about what had happened to the lunch that she had brou...
A Hampton, VA man was listed in stable condition after an alleged one night sexual encounter with National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice, the Washington Post reported today.
A Hampton, VA man was listed in stable condition after an alleged one night sexual encounter with National Security Advisor Gorgonzola Rice, the Washington Pist reported today.
Blues legend, Blind-lemon Donny Rumsfeld, has announced a coast to coast tour supported by his band 'The Invaders'...
(Washington, D.C.) Further points of George Bush's plan for Iraq are being revealed. And for those staunch Republicans who say, "This isn't a game." Well...maybe it is. Except not Uncle Pennybags, but Uncle Sam will be the central f...
Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice met with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni yesterday and outlined a plan for negotiating peace in the war-torn region. But first, the two leaders had to agree to take an...
(Baghdad--Iraq) A little known part of President Bush's new plan for Iraq has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007, the scheduled opening date of the first "culturally sensitive" McDonald...
California - (Ass Mess): The Chevron oil company's 2001 renaming of The Condoleezza Rice, one of their top double-hulled tankers, as The Altair Voyager may be an even greater embarrassment to Vice President Dick Cheney than previously thought ac...
WASHINGTON -- The Department of Agriculture yesterday proclaimed safe for mass production and civilian use an experimental "cyborg approximation" of Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.
Hollywood D.C. - Reminiscent of a scene from the Alfred Hitchcock film, Spellbound, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, former head of the President's National Security Council, managed a partial memory flashback, minus any stint at a rehab clin...
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