Scientists clone Rice with human genes

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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The clone is mostly rattlesnake but has some human DNA

California - (Rotters): Scientists at the Dead Loss Alamos Laboratory national research center have cloned a human version of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice according to a secret report leaked out today.

The lab clone was replicated using DNA found in rattlesnakes' milk after key genes were extracted and modified with swine fever virus proteins.

A total of three clones were made, each with a different human-origin source gene material utilising the human proteins lactoferrin and lysozyme. These were then cultivated and copied in the lab to produce a synthetic version.

According to reports sourced to the Republican campaign office for the 2008 presidential elections, one of these clones will now be upgraded and bankrolled to succeed George W Bush as the 44th President of the United States.

A spokesman for the research facility told the press today that "concerns about electability and morality were based on perception, not reality".

The US Secretary of State is 55.

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