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Funny story: Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

Chicharito and Cheryl Cole Purchase Rihanna's Nudist Resort

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Caribbean singer, Rihanna, 25, has just sold The Naked As A Jaybird Nudist Resort which is located just outside of Petaluma on Highway 101. Rihanna purchased the nudist resort in April of this year. She told Margarita Mixx wit...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

Chicharito Says He'll Probably Give Up Soccer and Move To America If His Girlfriend Cheryl Cole Gets The X-Factor Job

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole has made it perfectly clear that her number one priority right now is to do whatever it takes to get that coveted judge's slot on Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cheryl has said that she has never been happier than she is now th...

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Funny story: Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

Chicharito Says Cheryl Cole Has The Sexiest Body He Has Ever Seen

LOS ANGELES - Chicharito, who is a native of Mexico, was in L.A. visiting his girlfriend Cheryl Cole. Cole was meeting with the entertainment mogul Simon Cowell about the possibility of her taking the place of Britney Spears at the X-Factor judges...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

Cheryl Cole Thinks Donald Trump's Hair Is Positively Disgusting!

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole flew to L.A. to visit her old friend Cat Deeley, who is the host of the dancing show, So You Think You Can Dance. Cole was interviewed at LAX by Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole. She asked the Brit singer if she...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

Cheryl Cole and Adele To Record A Song Written By Paul McCartney

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest has just broken the news that Adele and Cheryl Cole will soon be going into the recording studio to record a song that was written especially for them by Paul McCartney. Seacrest said that Cheryl called him up and told...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

Cheryl Cole Announces That She and Chicharito Are An Item

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole, who is being touted to replace the fired Britney Spears on X-Factor, was in town shooting a lipstick commercial. She was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about joining Simon Cowell's X-Factor cast. C...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

Cheryl Cole Says The Sexually Provocative Photos Are Definitely Her

NEW YORK CITY - Cheryl Cole wants it known that she has returned to America. The British singer left the United States back in 2011, after she had been fired from Simon Cowell's X-Factor. Cole was let go due to the fact that none of the American v...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole To Return To X-Factor

Simon Cowell Wants Cheryl Cole To Return To X-Factor

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell AKA The Man With The Midas Touch has just informed the entertainment media that he would love to have the lusciously luscious Cheryl Cole return to X-Factor as a judge. The Girls Aloud singer was terminated from her judg...

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Funny story: Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

Kat Von D Admits She Wants Jesse James Back

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kat Von D was in West Holly visiting the most famous tattoo artist in the country, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater. Frazzlewater has tattooed some of the most famous celebrities on both coasts. He has given Kat some of her...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

Cheryl Cole Says Simon Cowell Broke Her Heart and She Wants $2.3 Million

LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole was back in the City of Angels and she is as mad as a She-Devil. The British singer was one of the original judges on Simon Cowell's American version of the X-Factor. But she was fired after a few shows due to the fact...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 4th September 2012

Danielle Lloyd poses naked for the first time since losing boob implants She only takes up three quarters of the page now. Cheryl Cole admits in radio interview to steamy dreams about Rihanna. That could potentially be the largest searched item on youtube since Beyonce and Shakira's duet. CURVY Kim Kardashian gasps as a wardrobe malfunction nearly gives shoppers an eyeful. I only popped o...

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Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 23rd August 2012

Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request. A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated. Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother Is Sex the name of her pet dog? 'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...

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Funny story: Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

Cradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley

London - At 29 she's closer in age to Minder used car salesman Arthur Daley than to Team GB's swimming bronze medalist Tom Daley. But whaddahell, eh? The gal's got a new date courtesy of micro-blogging site Twatter after texting the Olympic s...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

Derek Hough Denies The Gay Rumors

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough has said that ever since he started dancing at a very young age people have naturally assumed that he rode sidesaddle. He says that nothing could be farther from the truth. The Dancing With The Stars...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...

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Funny story: Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

Nadine Coyle Brands Cheryl Cole a Talent Bint

It has been reported by visitors of Nadine Coyle's Irish themed LA bar, that Coyle herself named ex band mate Cheryl Cole a "talentless bint."  She was apparently "stone cold sober" when she made the claim.  The singer had walked to the stage t...

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