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Funny story: Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and winger Samir Nasri have been charged by UEFA over comments made to the referee after their3-1 Champions League defeat by Barcelona. If found guilty, the pair could be sentenced to 2 years in prison. The duo have...

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Funny story: Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Arsenal boss, Arsene "I didn't see it" Wenger was this morning reported to be getting over a restless night of Messi nightmares after seeing the Gunners crash out of the Champions League courtesy of a 3-1 defeat at the Nou Camp. A brace from Messi...

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Funny story: Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal goal keeper, and officially world's most difficult name to spell, Wojciech Szczesny was substituted mid way through the first half of their crucial Champion's League game with Barcelona. The keeper saved a shot on goal from the Spanish att...

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Funny story: Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Rooney Targets Vulnerable Fanni

Wayne Rooney is looking to exploit Fanni ahead of Manchester United's Champions League last 16, second leg tie with French club Marseille. Rooney was pleased with the joy he received when attacking Fanni in the channels during the first leg last eigh...

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Funny story: Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...

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Funny story: Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...

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Funny story: Champions League - Rangers Surrender Like Lambs To Composed Manchester United

Champions League - Rangers Surrender Like Lambs To Composed Manchester United

Ibrox - Wednesday November 24th - Champions League - It looked like Rangers weren't really up for a football match, as they kicked off this fixture packing their defence, and almost coming unstuck early doors. Penalty appeals from Berbatov and Nan...

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Funny story: Hernandez becomes the youngest person to score in the Champions League

Hernandez becomes the youngest person to score in the Champions League

When Javier Hernandez came off the bench to smash home Macheda's cross to give Manchester United a 1-0 over Valencia in Spain, he became the youngest ever player to score in the Champion's league. The fourteen year old Mexican striker has been pre...

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Funny story: Sluggish United Snatch One-Nil In Valencia

Sluggish United Snatch One-Nil In Valencia

Champions League - Mestalla - Valencia, Espania - Manchester United completed a smash and grab on Valencia here tonight, with a late strike from substitute Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez, who took his goal from a 'Kiko' Macheda pass. The game itse...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry To Cry Like A Baby On Emirates Return

Thierry Henry To Cry Like A Baby On Emirates Return

Never one to miss out on a media opportunity, former Arsenal idol and confirmed World Cup cheat, Thierry Henry has promised a night of high emotion when he returns to the Emirates Stadium with his Barcelona team-mates to face his old club in the Cham...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi Quietly Confident About Arsenal Clash

Lionel Messi Quietly Confident About Arsenal Clash

Barcelona's Argentinian goalscoring machine, Lionel Messi shrugged off a question from a British journalist regarding Barca's chances of beating Arsenal in the Champions League quarter final tie first leg at the Emirates Stadium on Tuesday night.

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Funny story: David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

To Manchester United fans he'll always be a legend who will never be disrespected for the years of loyal service he has given to the club he has supported since childhood. To Sir Alex Ferguson, David Beckham is just another footballer, one of many...

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Funny story: Liverpool boss not to be sacked, honest

Liverpool boss not to be sacked, honest

Liverpool managing director Christian Purslow has insisted team manager Rafael Benitez's position is safe, after the club failed to make it to the group stage of the Champions League for the first time in six years. Purslow said: 'OK, I'm not givi...

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Funny story: Liverpool Mauled By Lyon

Liverpool Mauled By Lyon

Liverpool 1 Lyon 2: Mauled by a Lyon - It's probably fair to say that Liverpool underestimated their opponents tonight, succumbing to a stoppage time goal. Rafa Benitez looked nervous from the start, heightening speculation that he's on his way ou...

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Funny story: No FA referee costs United the Cup

No FA referee costs United the Cup

After one of the most average Manchester United teams in history managed to win the English Premier League this season, a team hammered only a few weeks ago at home by Liverpool, their manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, was confident of victory in the UEFA...

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Funny story: The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

The Morning After: With Losers Man United.

The general mood is sombre in the foyer of Del Pizzahuttio, the plush hotel Manchester United chose to stay in for the duration of their visit to Rome for The Champions League Final clash with Barcelona. At the large window next to the main entra...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Sidelined By Football - Uproar Ensues

Britain's Got Talent Sidelined By Football - Uproar Ensues

Fans of the UK talent show inspiringly named 'Britain's Got Talent' have reacted angrily to the news that BGT will not be screened Wednesday evening because of a football match taking place in Rome, which apparently takes priority. "It's outrageou...

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