Stamford, Connecticut - Backing off her previous claim she made in a live interview on national TV that she gave her 15-year old pet chimpanzee, Travis, Xanax (an anti-anxiety medication) known to cause emotional outbursts and acts of violence in hum...
In Leicester Square today, 'Scooby Doo and the Prophet Mohammed Go to Legoland' opened. In the cartoon film Scooby Doo and Shaggy go for a holiday to Denmark and find themselves trapped in Legoland, and then the evil villain, the Prophet Mohammed,...
Filming began yesterday on the new movie from Sleepworks - a remake of the children's TV Show "Trumpton". As opposed to the original show's technique of Stop-Go animation, the film is a live action version. Highly anticipated, the movie stars a nu...
Springfield PA-- Bart Simpson was arrested today at the blood-soaked home of his parents by Springfield police. Simpson, 52, is charged with bludgeoning Homer and Marge Simpson to death with a stale donut. Police say Bart Simpson will be charged wi...
Cartoon kings of animated entertainment on both sides of the Atlantic and even among the more literate from downunder, Vomit and Waffles, sprung a Christmas surprise on the media watchers amd the watchers of media including those who dwell in and on...
Flesh peddlers have bought into the cartoon market from as far back as 1960's Fritz the Cat( Though porn film historians suggest that 1920's Steamboat Willie was rich in Freudian symbolism). Japanese Anime has depicted more XXX action than the Pl...
Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...
Comedy 'Legend' Russell Brand who doesn't eat poo or give people STD's on sight (says his mum- who inflicted him on the world!), is to be the voice of a 'cartoon STD'. Hollywood producers were so impressed by his ability to do nothing and get paid...
Female cartoon characters lined up outside Disney Studios to screen test for the role of Sarah Palin in the new animated bio of the Alaskan Governor and VP Repub candie. I talked first to Minnie Mouse who shyly expressed her interest in the rol...
ACORN executives, each handpicked by Barack Obama, ask the question: "Why shouldn't cartoon characters get to vote? It's bad enough that they're trapped inside TVs in the first place. Should they also be trapped in a world without political representation?" Here are the 'toons ACORN has recently registered: 'MICKEY MOUSE' - Democrat 'DONALD DUCK' - Republican and Grand Wizard of Orlan...
In a scene reminiscent of something from The Godfather Movies, beloved street cat, Top Cat, or TC to his friends has handed over power in the running of the street. This has caused uproar amongst many of Cat's compadres, who were squaring up for a...
Health and Safety officials are set to ban the use of anvils in all cartoons. Mr Christopher Lod from the organisation 'Safety in Cartoons' has issued the statement. 'We at S.I.C would like the complete ban of Anvils from cartoons. We feel that th...
Usually contentious by day and tranquil by night, the hometown of cartoon characters has been thrown into 24-7 turmoil by the appointment of Sarah Palin to the Republican Veep. One camp led by Boris and Natasha Nogoodenoff have become fanatica...
The campaigns have tussled over race cards, gender baiting and ageism through the election season. Demo-rats 4 Obama have introduced a new set of teeth marks into the competition with their independent ad about a cartoon character named Old Bat McCa...
London/The Guardian - Despite the declaration from a Saudi Arabian cleric who said that Mickey Mouse was "one of Satan's Soldiers", Minney and Mickey Mouse agreed to submit their counter claims of domestic abuse to the newly recognized UK Sharia Co...
It has been announced that Ashley Tisdale is one of the actors dubbing the new anime series "Ouran High School Host Club". Again, this is what the leprechaun in my head tells me. The news was announced on the anime's official website, saying "we...
Beano speedster Billy Whizz has laid down the gauntlet to Jamaican star Usain Bolt, challenging him to a race 'anytime, anywhere'. Whizz, who despite being around since 1964, still looks about 12, has branded Bolt 'overrated and old news'. "100 me...
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