ACORN executives, each handpicked by Barack Obama, ask the question: "Why shouldn't cartoon characters get to vote? It's bad enough that they're trapped inside TVs in the first place. Should they also be trapped in a world without political representation?"
Here are the 'toons ACORN has recently registered:
'MICKEY MOUSE' - Democrat
'DONALD DUCK' - Republican and Grand Wizard of Orlando KKK
'DAISY DUCK' - Democrat (frustrates Donald to no end by cancelling out his vote each time)
'GOOFY' - Democrat (invented Obama slogan: "CHANGE! AW-HAW!!")
'PLUTO' - Republican
'TINKERBELL' - Democrat (leader of gay/lesbian caucus)
'PETER PAN' - unregistered (God, I wish I was him…)
'CAPTAIN HOOK' - Republican (UK: Torry)
'1ST OFFICER SMEE' - Democrat (conscription for gay/lesbian caucus)
'WENDY' - Democrat (UK: Labor)
'LOST BOYS' - Democrats (UK: Communist Party)
'MERMAIDS' - Libertarians (UK: Communist Party)
'NANA' - Republican (poor Nana..)
'CHIP AND DALE' - Democrats (co-leaders of gay/lesbian caucus - Their original artist: Barney Frank before he got into politicians.. I mean, politics.)
'ALADIN' - Democrat
'PRINCESS JASMINE' - Republican
'THE SULTAN' - Republican
'JAFAR OBAMA' - Democrat
'GENIE' - Islamic Jihad
'BAMBI' - Green Party
'LILO' - Democrat (but too high from Maui Wowie to ever figure out an Hawaiian voting machine)
'STITCH' - Republican (Grand Wizard of KKK on the Big Island)
'BEAUTY' - Republican
'THE BEAST' - Democrat (Grand Wizard of KKK for France)
'WINNIE THE POOH' - Democrat (duh?!) (UK: Labor)
'CHRISTOPHER ROBIN' - Catamite Emancipation League (Original artist: Michael Jackson)
'PIGLET' - Democrat (UK: Labor)
'RABBIT' - Republican (UK: Torry)
'TIGGER' - Communist Party (UK: same)
'Owl' - Republican (UK: Torry)
'EEYORE' - too depressed to be registered; even by ACORN
'SNOW WHITE' - Democrat
'SIX DWARVES' - Republicans
'DOPEY' - Democrat (KKK Grand Wizard of the forest)
'TARZAN' - Libertarian
'JANE' - Green
'101 DALMATIANS' - Republicans, every last one
'CRUELLA' - Republican in the '30's; switched to Democrat Party in the '60's after discovering sex/pot/LSD/Beatles, you name it - she did it/him/her
'LION KING' - Republican
'SIMBA' - Democrat
'SCAR' - Democrat (registered Simba)
'LITTLE MERMAID' - Democrat
'KING TRITON' - Olympic Republican
'LADY' - Democrat
'TRAMP' - Democrat Democrat Democrat Democrat Democrat (registered each time by ACORN)
'RATATOUILLE' - French Communist Party
'WALL-E' - Microsoft wing of the Communist Party
'SLEEPING BEAUTY' - Democrat
'PRINCE' - Royalist
'Maleficent/DRAGON' - Blue Dog Democrat
'CINDERELLA' - Libertarian
'EVIL STEP MOTHER' - Republican
'GOOFY STEP SISTERS' - Democrats
'MICE' - Democrats
'LUCIFER THE CAT' - Republican
'FAIRY GODMOTHER' - Democrat (logistics coordinator for gay/lesbian caucus)
'BUGS BUNNY' - Independent ("Meyeeeeeh, what's up, B'rack??")
'DAFFY DUCK' - Republican
'ELMER FUDD' - Democrat and Grand Wizard of Illinois KKK
'ROAD RUNNER' - Libertarian
'WILE E. COYOTE' - Acme Party
'TWEETIE BIRD' - conservative by nature; but always votes Democrat
'SYLVESTER' - liberal by nature; and always votes Democrat
'FOG HORN LEGHORN' - Southern Democrat
'MICHAEL SAVAGE' - New York Swingers Party (What???!!! You didn't know he was a cartoon, you schmuck?! That's unbelievable to me!!)
'RUSH LIMBAUGH' - Republican (founded the party - also appears as John McCain, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, and masquerades as Congressman Henry Waxman after too much Viagra, every damned time!)
'WOODY THE WOODPECKER' - Tax Payers Union
