Newport town centre came to a standstill on Monday afternoon when an unexploded second world war bomb was located during a routine water main leak repair outside Age Concern's charity shop on St James Street. The water repair work had started on W...
EastEnders scriptwriters have revealed the Queen Victoria pub will be destroyed in a nuclear explosion as part of a major storyline later this year. The scenes will allow them to move to a completely new set to coincide with a move to high defini...
Sweet Home, Alabama - BP today ended the oil spill into the Gulf of Mexico by blowing the well up with a nuclear bomb. The explosion was felt as far north as Tennessee. The cloud from the explosion could be seen all the way from Canada. The explos...
Four of Paris's most renowned fashion houses are previewing designs reflecting the dangerous world that we live in today. Each couture house has added its own interpretations for their upcoming fall collections based on the bomb or blast suit look n...
Polish Miitary Scientists have been working since the break up of the Soviet Union to build their own "weapons of mass destruction" and have finally succeeded with the creation of a Helium bomb. Poland's Foreign Minister, Lech Snotchowski, said that...
Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins. Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants w...
Danny Windbooth, 36 from Croydon, has been charged by Court Martial for 'recklessly destroying' a dustbin lorry. The bomb disposal expert, who served six tours of Afghanistan, was found guilty of disposing of his bombs in his council wheelie bin.
There was a Big Barney in Belfast last night as Dutch player Raymond Barneveld the 5 times World Darts Champion went berserk after he was beaten by the magic darts of Australian Simon Whitlock who is known as the Wizard. Barney bashed in the door...
The antics of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Christmas Day Underpants Bomber, have been directly linked to global warming, climate experts confirmed today. "We are convinced that the accurate rise in global temperatures that we correctly predicted...
President O'Bama lashed out at US Security Agencies today, saying "systemic failures" at the agencies led to the widely publicized "underwear" bomber and Iguana Trumpeter terrorist incidents. Investigators authorized by O'Bama directly after the...
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino. 'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...
Reports leaking out of the UK's leading scientific laboratory seem to confirm what everyone in the free world with a shred of common sense has known for years: the confiscated explosive suppository extracted from a burqa clad passenger contained po...
The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...
The schoolchildren had been quarantined in Shanghai for showing symptoms of Swine Flu - or had they? Tawnie Madras (14) was one of the first to be released from the hotel in which they had been confined. "The treatment was kinda scary" comments...
Chicago, Il.-The Make a Threat Foundation celebrated 90 Years of fulfilling threats by ransoming Michael Jackson's corpse. That particular threat, the product of the fevered imagination of a young Simon Howard, who suffers from clinical lycanthropy,...
Atlantic Ocean - (AssoCIAted Mess): A top FBI lawyer investigating Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's patronage of North Korea's nuclear weapon testing program may have been the main target of last week's Air France bomb. The leagle eagle had been on Carla's t...
INDIA - After a 3-day standoff with a tactical terrorist group that left hundreds dead, Military officials discovered a man hiding in the basement of the Taj Mahal Hotel. Abnach Dulaur-Huladen was hiding in a boiler room of the massive structuce when...
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