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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Schwarzenegger Chooses the Tiger Woods Gambit

Following heated and continuous press coverage over his "love child" news and Maria Shriver's adamant statements opposed to any reconciliation, Arnold Schwarzenegger will be disappearing from the public eye for a while in a clear, Tiger Woods - post...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Scratched From Appearing On Next Year's Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Been Scratched From Appearing On Next Year's Edition of Dancing With The Stars

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki and Curtis Verflippet were having drinks in The Fountain of Youth Lounge at the exquisite Mrs. Ponce De Leon Hotel in Beverly Hills. They were asked by Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors about the intimate love child developments involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Penderlicki who has been very close t...

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Funny story: The Word on The Streets of L.A. Is That There May Be A Few More Little Arnold Schwarzenegger's Running Around

The Word on The Streets of L.A. Is That There May Be A Few More Little Arnold Schwarzenegger's Running Around

LOS ANGELES - Reports coming out of Tinsel Town are that Charlie Sheen is one very upset dude. He called up Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and expressed that he is fit to be tied, although not in the literal "Goddess" sense of the phrase.

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Funny story: Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

Arnie Schwarzenegger's New Movie Set to Break Records

The movie is a biographical account of his most turbulent years up until the present. It charts his early childhood in a hamlet in Austria, his rise to eminence as a body builder and his screen success in America that paved the way for his subsequent...

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Funny story: John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - Rielle Hunter, the mother of Senator John Edward's love child, is denying that she is also the mother of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. The skinny blonde who is no stranger to the world of controvers...

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Funny story: Rainier Wolfcastle Admits He Is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

Rainier Wolfcastle Admits He Is Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

Muscle-bound McBain star Rainier Wolfcastle, for years thought to be a thinly-veiled parody of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this morning that he is Arnold's love-child. And, he's the first of many! "I believe my father, Arnold Schwar...

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Funny story: Sandra Bollock Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Can Leave His Dirty Boxers Under Her Bed Anytime

Sandra Bollock Says Arnold Schwarzenegger Can Leave His Dirty Boxers Under Her Bed Anytime

Wolverhampton woman, Sandra Bollock (a dyslexic who changed her name by deed poll in 2006) has reacted somewhat excitedly to the news that the California Governor doesn't mind 'playing away from home' occasionally. Miss Bollock, 64, has long been...

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Funny story: Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

Arnold Has Perfectly Good Explanation for Affair

The U.S. was shocked by yesterday's revelation that movie star and ex-California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger secretly fathered a child with a housekeeper ten years ago. The incident was seen as yet another glaring act of hypocrisy from a "family v...

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Funny story: Donald Trump, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens Search For Donald Trump's Toupee, While Zac Efron, Sandra Bullock, Ena Sharples and Postman Pat Consider Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cheating On Pam Shriver With Billie Jean King

Donald Trump, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Vanessa Hudgens Search For Donald Trump's Toupee, While Zac Efron, Sandra Bullock, Ena Sharples and Postman Pat Consider Arnold Schwarzenegger's Cheating On Pam Shriver With Billie Jean King

It being not quite three strikes shy of the high time of it, down there on Blinko's Jetty, off the San Bastinado Freeway and then some, Donald Trump is and was having some serious issues with a corduroy windsock and a tame steeplejack named Jerzy Kandinsky (no relation). But you don't wanna know about all that. What you do wanna know about is hardly a subject fit for the table of a fine Thanksg...

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Funny story: Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...

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Funny story: Chambermaids, Skeletons, Graft and Wide Stances

Chambermaids, Skeletons, Graft and Wide Stances

Haven't we witnessed enough examples of indiscretion, corruption and poor judgment to know that we should stop putting public figures up on a pedestal? Should we really take what they say at face value or should we finally question everything? Haven't we learned yet that those who seem to take the hardest line (for or against) a particular lifestyle, religious viewpoint, or political position ar...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger is innocent of the affair

Arnold Schwarzenegger is innocent of the affair

It's being reported that former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child outside his marriage but the public does not know the whole truth about the affair. The female staffer told friends that she initiated the affair with Arnold Sc...

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Funny story: Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

Europe Scrambles to Name New IMF Head: No More 'Back Door' Appointments Claims Merkel!

The European Cartel, minus France, is scrambling to come up with a successor for besieged IMF chairman Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DKS) in order to stave off an Asian assault to take over the International Monetary Fund (IMF) which is underwater with non...

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Funny story: Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger Says That He Feels Just Like John Edwards Except With Muscles

SACRAMENTO - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California Arnold "The Baby Daddy" Schwarzenegger, has admitted fathering a child that did not come from his wife Maria Shriver. "Count Crotch" as Mel Gibson calls him said that he now fe...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Deny That Angie Is With Child

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Deny That Angie Is With Child

PROVENCE, France - One of the most famous celebrity couples has of late been having their share of marital ups and downs. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie who have half a dozen children have been arguing and carrying on like the Arnold Schwarzenegger'...

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Funny story: In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks. The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact...

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