In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (L) talking to an unidentified man (R) who looks a lot like President George Dubya Bush.

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks.

The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact that he was a hardcore Republican and Shriver, being a Kennedy was a hardcore Democrat.

In fact neighbors in every city that the couple ever lived in reported hearing loud arguments which included the phrases, eff the Republicans! and friggin Democrats!.

One of their Hollywood Hills neighbors, Tuttle W. Frimfracker, 57, told Bedroom Pillow Talks Summersetter Faxx that the political themed shouting, yelling, hollering, and screaming got so loud that he and his wife, Pumpsie, 47, had to move.

He said that he and his wife had to spend over $2,000 to take their French Poodle Fifi La Fleur, 4, to a Beverly Hills dog therapist because all of the noise from the arguing made Fifi so nervous she could not eat unless she was spoon fed.

Long time Schwarzenegger gardener Hoshiki Firoyama, 83, told BPT that the arguing never really bothered him because he always had his iPod in his ears.

Summersetter Faxx has noted that Arnold Schwarzenegger has enlisted the legal services of the famed Oxnard law firm of Shyluckley, Hookerfree, & Shmutzowitz.

That law firm recently made headlines when they were victorious in the $17.8 million lawsuit of their client Salvador Dripfisher Vs. The Republic of China.

Maria Shriver has hired Larry King's attorneys, Wifflepicki, McOleo, Tuckatack, & Lemonsheen. This law firms legal record is 471-3.

The couple has decided that she will keep the Schwarzenegger home in Sherman Oaks and he will keep the home in Sacramento. Both have expressed that each one wants the used World War II aircraft carrier that they purchased at a Naval auction in 1999, down in San Diego.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will bring you more developments in one of the year's biggest divorces.

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