Those funky equine lovers, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, have recently auditioned for a role in an upcoming Woody Allen flick, as yet untitled, though it is believed to be about Mr Ed, the talking horse. The Horsemen, just back from a exte...
Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...
In a sensational development, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse have been witnessed travelling along Pennyslvania Avenue in Washington DC just days out from the Presidential election. Many people were shocked to see them and were visibly affect...
Leading Scientology proponent Tom Cruise (46) came out with a remarkable prediction today. "They day after November 24 will be November 25," Cruise said to the press outside his Beverly Hills mansion. "The Prophecy decrees it such." When asked...
Professor Hugh Jarse was left red faced today as the world ended following the disastarous Large Halon Collider experiment. "Unfortunately the calculator we used had a sticky number 7 key and this caused an error in our calculations which led to t...
A cabal of evil Frenchies have today switched on a device which will ultimately lead to the destruction of the universe. The doomsday machine, named after its mad German inventor, Doktor Von Doomsday, was originally designed to convert sawdust and...
BERNE (FMLiveWire) - Physicist Stephen Hawking now says that he has detected radiation emitted from black holes created by the world's biggest particle accelerator which a doomsday cult of mad scientists have just switched on. "Run for your life!...
To boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction (M-T-HEAD) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece to Rudy's Bar for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 well d...
Britain is bracing itself for a further bout of Apocalypse and Armageddon tonight after millions of people were left wet and cold.
I never know what each day will bring. It could bring world peace, or a nuclear apocalypse, but I do know that at some point I will utter the immortal words 'Oh Boy' and that someone will think I am mad because I am talking to myself.
Self-certified Apocalyptic Prediction Expert, Ed Davis, says he is 100% sure there's a 50% chance the world will end next Tuesday. If the Apocalypse does indeed occur next week, theorizes Mr. Davis, it will either be in the form of a giant meteo...
The increasing frequency and violence of tropical storms has nothing to do with global warming according to Warren Chisum, the Republican chairman of the Texas state legislature's House Appropriations Committee. He believes it's a sign from G...
February 21st 2008 will bring a total lunar eclipse; according to a leaked document, astronomers and scientist agree that it may well be a time of great danger for our earth. The last time the moon came that close to earth was 7981 B...
A nutter from Leicester has chained himself to his garden railings and has proclaimed that the world will end on January 1st at 6.30pm.
Ascot, Berkshire - (Associated Mess): Preparations are well under way for the official opening of the rebuilt Royal Ascot racecourse next week when a battallion of the Royal Horse Guards is due to arrest and take into custody veteran Thatcherite E...
Apocalypse/Rapture Widely Expected...
It should have been the end of the world earlier this morning as a huge asteroid slammed into the Earth at an unimaginable speed. Fortunately for us, another asteroid crashed into us from the exact opposite angle at the exact same time causing bo...
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