Written by whatinthe world

Thursday, 30 October 2008

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one of the apocalyptic horsemen

In a sensational development, the four horsemen of the Apocalypse have been witnessed travelling along Pennyslvania Avenue in Washington DC just days out from the Presidential election.

Many people were shocked to see them and were visibly affected not least by their lousy fashion sense. The Presidential candidates, Obama and McCain, were however scornful of this sudden escalation of tension in the democratic poll.

"The people are strong and true" said Obama, though advisers tell off the record that he is shaken by the entry of the messengers of doom.

"Get me a gun" shouted McCain, a supporter of NRA principles.

It is believed that the horsemen had just returned from the conflict in central Europe between Georgia and Russia. Their mission now: scare the heck out of middle America and hasten the economic downfall of the bastion of freedom in the world.

Nute Forbright, of Little Rock Arkansas, suggests napalming the evil quartet though the RSPCA might have something to say about that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Apocalypse




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