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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

Kathy Griffin Says She May Have Ungayed Anderson Cooper on National Television

NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...

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Funny story: Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

Was Sean Hannity once Anderson Cooper's lover?

NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Fox News' Sean Hannity is the self-confessed, "Most Undeniably Heterosexual Man on TV." CNN's Anderson Cooper is a self-confessed gay man on TV. One would think there could never be any sort of link up between the two men, i...

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Funny story: It's Official: Live With Kelly & Michael

It's Official: Live With Kelly & Michael

NEW YORK CITY - After what seemed like a year and hundreds of guest hosts, the executives of Live With Kelly have finally picked a replacement for Regis Philbin. They pointed out that contrary to dozens of rumors Philbin was not let go because he...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Anderson Cooper 360? Newsreader spotted at Chick Fil-A with Robert Pattinson!

Following the devastation caused by respective long time partners caught in compromising lip locks, and some say more, Vanderbilt heiress Anderson Cooper, and Twilight Star Robert Pattinson were spotted commiserating over breakfast amidst a crowd of...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

Anderson Cooper Devastated! Dumps His Cheating Fiancé

MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was. Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...

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Funny story: Live! With Kelly & Anderson?

Live! With Kelly & Anderson?

NEW YORK CITY - After what seems like a year of trying out guest hosts, it appears that Live! With Kelly may just have found it's new co-host. Kelly Ripa has stated that if the choice were totally up to her she would pick Anderson Cooper in a nano...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Planning A Labor Day Wedding

Anderson Cooper Planning A Labor Day Wedding

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper the latest well-known celebrity to come out of the 'closet' has just announced that he will be getting married over the Labor Day holidays. Cooper stated that he and his future husband, wife [pick one] will be excha...

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Funny story: Now That Anderson Cooper Has Announced That He Is Gay - Donald Trump Demands To See His Birth Certificate

Now That Anderson Cooper Has Announced That He Is Gay - Donald Trump Demands To See His Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump was watching CNN when a news bulletin came on stating that Anderson Cooper, the host of Anderson Cooper 360 had just announced that he was gay. Cooper said that he had wanted to come out of the closet six years ago but tha...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

Anderson Cooper Finally Comes Out And Admits That He Rides "Sidesaddle"

LARAMIE, Wyoming - Anderson Cooper, host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has finally done a 360 and revealed that he had finally decided to step out of the "Closet." Cooper was vacationing in Laramie, Wyoming on the Hopalong Cassidy Commemorative Dud...

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Funny story: Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

Regarding Donald Trump's Debate, Perry, Romney, Bachmann, Paul, and Huntsman All Tell Him "No Way - Hair Spray!"

NEW YORK CITY - Donald "The Hair Spray" Trump is just not accustomed to hearing the the little two-letter word "No." But the billionaire with the "Hairdo From Hell" has just heard it and heard it five (5) times from five of the GOP presidential ca...

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Funny story: CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer jealous that Anderson Cooper better debate host

CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer jealous that Anderson Cooper better debate host

ATLANTA - In what has been deemed the most amusing debates in the history of debates, CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper has been given two thumbs up for his performance not only by his colleagues but by his competition. Even Bill O'Reilly chimed in and...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Political pundits are all in accord in one presidential area and that is that President Obama's hair seems to be getting grayer by the month. And if the controversies that he has faced in July are any indication of what is to co...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan Wants Entire Show Makeover to Compete with Anderson Cooper

Piers Morgan has told producers of his new show Piers Morgan Tonight that he'd like to conduct his interviews standing up and has asked for a complete set makeover to accommodate the change. Ever since Morgan got a prime time slot on CNN's evening...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

Anderson Cooper Attacked In Cairo, Egypt - Says He Felt Like He Was In Detroit

CAIRO, Egypt - CNN talk show host and International spokesperson for Dos Equis Beer Anderson Cooper was verbally, physically, mentally, and even geographically attacked by an angry mob of angry mob members in downtown Cairo. Cooper, who with his s...

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Funny story: Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Oprah To Pick Up Keith Olbermann

Well, she isn't exactly going to hoist Keith Olbermann up over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but Oprah Winfrey has signed him for her newly created television network and presented him with the 5 o'clock news hour to continue with his Countdo...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

Sarah Palin's Shocking Announcement - "It Will Be Palin & Beck In 2012"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has been billed as the largest gathering of white folks since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck proved that they can hip and hop and rip and rap like the best hip hoppin' rip rappers in the...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"

Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, and Demi Lovato To Star In "The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian Producer Benigo Luigi Montemarciano has just stated that he will soon begin production on his latest motion picture entitled, The Teenage Hotties Vs. The Vuvuzela Vampires. The film will star Justin Bieber, Brenda Song, a...

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