1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. 2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. 3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go" 4) Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection. 5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. 6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. 7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the...
NEW YORK (OPP) - Federal aviation officials today announced that all commercial aircraft were grounded until the installation of a new radar system was completed. The manufacturer of the radar has guaranteed it will track herds of birds, and shoo the...
Intrigued by the miraculous non-fatality emergency landing of a commercial airliner last week, people all over the world have adopted a new sport: Wing surfing. Wing Surfers everywhere are flocking to their local airfields, and pushing small and l...
Four alleged Manchester gang members were arrested yesterday following an undercover sting by MI6 agents and accused of attempting to buy some pretty naughty weaponry from an undercover agent. Inside sources revealed that the men were arrested fol...
It was revealed yesterday that what for 2000 years was thought to be the 'Star of Bethlehem ' was in fact British Airways Flight BA0119 Heathrow to Bangalore. The jumbo jet leaves London Heathrow at 13.50 on December 24th and passes over Bethlehem...
X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby." Par...
BA have unveiled plans to replace its short haul fleet with a range of environmentally friendly planes. The new planes will be made from recycled paper and powered using a revolutionary 'human arm launching' system. A BA spokesman said "We have...
Engineers believe they have isolated the problem which caused a Qantas Boeing 747-400 to make an emergency landing due to a large hole appearing in the fuselage.
This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.
Rude self obsessed annoying people are to be allowed to annoy the hell out of fellow passengers on aircraft in the EU under new rules announced today. In a move welcomed by arrogant gits with no regard for others the ignorant will no longer be confi...
A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean. The USAF says the plane, costing around $1.2billion (£610million), di...
Washington, DC - Jet Blue is the first of many airlines that will go online, offering passengers the option to surf the Internet while in flight.
Tokyo, Japan - A second Chinese airplane this week that was unable to face the ridicule and shaming by other airplanes from across the world at International Airports for its county's recent scandal for poison dog food, contaminate fish, lead tai...
The first time flyer -...
After a warning by health experts that making too many flights between Los Angeles and London could constitute a health risk, footballer David Beckham has acquired a rather novel mode of transport to deal with the pr...
Passengers were struck with terror yesterday when star Britney Spears began singing on a United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Orlando.
Los Angeles International Airport. Paramedics were called in to survey a bizarre event that happened aboard one of the international flight arrivals.
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