Anna Kirkbride - AKA - Deidre Barlow, or as some folk prefer to call her 'Dreary Barlow', has been approached by Spoof Writer, Lady G. to take acting lessons after a signed petition was handed to her this week. Lady G. collected 200,098 names on...
A whistle-blower has revealed that BBC in-house psychiatrist has been called into The Archers production office as fears surface that characters are being picked off because of their accents. The problem stems from Archers editor Vanessa Whitburn gr...
Pressure is continuing to mount on the BBC to conduct yet another investigation into "highly questionable practices" it employed in the making of one of its flagship programmes. Having just recovered from the Blue Peter Gate scandal, when it was p...
The stepson of elderly actor Mickey Rooney is in court having been accused of abusing him, according to 12 of Rooney's ex-wives. The court judge, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz, agreed yesterday to issue a contemporary restraining ord...
Shrinking violet Jordan, or Katie Price when she wants to be taken seriously, has just announced she is well on the way to becoming a Hollywood actress. Speaking from the opening of an envelope in Covent Garden Katie said, 'I've been sent hun...
The traditional view of theater is that three walls surround the actors (or "players" as they are sometimes called) while an invisible "fourth wall" separates the characters from the audience. There is also the notion of a "fifth wall" that repres...
Hollywood - Taylor Swift is looking for acting lessons from Jake Gyllenhaal, because of her lack luster acting job in Valentines Day. "Jake doesn't stare at my breast with a quizzical look of confusion, so I knew he was the man to ask about actin...
In order to protect the rights of the actors who do not possess so pleasant physical attributes, Danny DeVito and friends organized recently the "NOT TALL, NOT DARK, NOT HANDSOME SCREEN ACTORS GUILD" (NTNDNH-SAG) in Los Angeles, California. Membe...
President Sarkozy celebrated his first recent success story this week when (in a first for the five-foot-five Frenchman) he was proclaimed "too tall" for the part of one of the dwarves in upcoming film "The Hobbit". Tiny Sarkozy, who auditioned on...
Duffy. Cheryl Cole. Kylie Minogue. That guy who played the blond hobbit in Lord of the Rings. The other three guys who were Hobbits but were actually 6 ft something or other. These are the names currently being linked to being in the latest Hobbit...
LONDON (AFP) - While promoting his most recent film, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Michael Cera said he would like to take on more challenging teenager roles. In a television interview set to air on Wednesday on BBC, Cera had this to offer, "Where...
Rachel Bilson, who starred as Extraneous Character #2 on The O.C. has stated that she is taking a break from her engagement from Hayden Christensen, the actor who singlehandedly ruined the Star Wars franchise. The couple met on the set of "Jumper"...
The internet was awash today with the news of the death of an actor who nobody particularly cared about when he was alive. The star of nothing of any note was found dead in his apartment early this morning. He is thought to have died in not suspic...
Word has reached our Hollywood office that Ian McShane, son of a Manchester United footballer and best known in his UK homeland as Lovejoy, the antiques bloke, has all but put pen to paper to play Blackbeard in Pirates of the Caribbean 4. McShane,...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Ashton Kutcher, the actor has surprised many of his friends, relatives, and even enemies by a recent act. Kutcher, 31, the much, much younger husband of actress Demi Moore, 47, has agreed to honor his wife by officially changing...
San Francisco, California - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, a time of high class charity balls and low class eight balls. For one woman, Charleeza Throne, it was the worst of times. Being an addict and a minority is not easy,...
Hollywood, California - Emma Watson is making a serious bid for the much sought Milano award this year. The Milano is given out each year to the television star that is regarded as most able to inspire masturbation in males of all ages. Past winn...
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