McFly Hearthrob Danny jones has stunned their fans by announcing plans to start a solo career. Danny, the popular cute Northern one who sings a bit in most songs and plays guitar is the one most Mums like from the band. He said at the Opening Of A...
LOS ANGELES - Inhopeless Media Group have unearthed the music stored on Bieber's iPod. The results are shocking. After stealing it from Bieber's bedroom, posing as highly-acclaimed movie star Todd Toddson, Inhopeless has disemated the contents.
LOS ANGELES - The second oldest member of the Monkees has explained why he will not be accompanying his fellow band mates on their concert tour of England. Michael "Wool Hat" Nesmith, 68, said that he just flat out does not like the other three members of the Monkees band. He said that Mickey (Dolenz), 65; Davy (Jones), 65; and Peter (Tork), 69; never liked the fact that he was the only true mu...
Painfully Manic Blue Peter presenter Helen Skeleton has slaughtered arty rock band Radiohead and their latest album The Queen of Bones. The disc was inspired by the bog-preserved remains of a medieval pauper girl child plague victim which is displ...
LOS ANGELES - Bob Dylan who will turn 70, on May 24, 2011, has verified that he and Miley Cyrus will be going into the recording studio to redo a recording of his hit record "Lay Lady Lay." Dylan first recorded the song back in 1969, and it made...
Canadian pop-R&B singer and actor Justin Bieber is recovering in hospital this evening after being involved in an incident at a friend's home when a red hot poker was shoved up his arse. Bieber was making last minute preparations for his 17th...
Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus said that after the Grammy Award ceremony she got to meet a person who she has admired ever since she was three-years-old. The teen queen even pointed out that her father the former country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus al...
HOLLYWOOD - Rosie O'Donnell who admits to being a little bit overweight has lashed out at the producers of the hit musical show Glee. O'Donnell stated that she does not like the fact that the one overweight member of the entire cast Lauren Zizes,...
It's not everyday you wake up and you are told you're old. Well OK, maybe it is, but only if you listen, and I'm told that one of the only benefits of growing old is selective hearing. Well, that and standing on street corners and yelling at youngsters about how 'they don't know they're born' and 'pull your trousers up' (in a purely fashion-oriented sense, not in a peadophilic way!) I jus...
Fewer than 5 million viewers tuned in to watch the Brits Awards on February 15th. The event, which was staged for the first time ever at the 02 Arena in London, suffered its worst viewing figures for 5 years. ITV's coverage was beaten by "Jeremy...
LOS ANGELES - Classic chamber musician-singer Esperanza Spalding says that she still finds it difficult to accept the fact that she actually beat out one of the world's most popular young male singers, Justin Bieber, for Best New Artist at the 53rd G...
LOS ANGELES - Bob Dylan stood center stage at The Staples Center on the telecast of The 53rd Annual Grammy Award Show. The 1960s music icon is 69, but Snoop Dogg whispered to Kanye West that Dylan looked 79. But nonetheless, Dylan managed to sing...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Robert Plant, 17, is a self-described hipster of the eponymous movement. However not any more. Why? He had gone shopping with his mother, which he says is so indie, cause no-one does it, and had accepted a non-ironic t-shirt fro...
LOS ANGELES, LONDON, & NEW YORK - After Justin Beiber has sold millions, the music business has found a new cash cow. Along with the neo-emo scene of the mid-nougties, this new scene will make much money in a market that is being slowly eroded...
Legendary music producer Rick Rubin has revealed that he scrapped an album by the Scissors Sisters they'd been working on together for 18 months. A spokesman for the producer said: "Although we and Rick tried to put our heart and soul into the pro...
LONDON, England-In a previously closed-off room at the Samarkand Hotel, at 22 Lansdowne Crescent, in Notting Hill, experts were admitted yesterday evening to look over the room where Jimi Hendrix died on September 18, in 1970, allegedly of a drug ove...
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