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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

Manchester United's Chicharito Shocked By Girlfriend Shakira's Brand New 'Bikini Line' Tattoo

MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...

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Funny story: Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Fergie's Concerns Over Hargreaves Future

Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson admits he doesn't know what the future holds for injury prone midfielder Owen Hargreaves. The £17 million signing from Bayern Munich, who has managed only 39 appearances for the Old Trafford club since 2007, suffered...

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Funny story: Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Cup Semi Travel Chaos Caused By Wayne Rooney

Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Sir Alex Ferguson To Face The Sack?

Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Sir Alex Ferguson Throws Hairdryer At Paul Scholes

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...

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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Liam Gallagher To Stop Being A Knob Head

Speaking on the BBC's Football Focus programme ahead of today's Wembley FA Cup semi-final Manchester derby, mono-browed knuckle dragger, Liam Gallagher explained to the gullible and bewildered, that the whole Manchester United 'thing' went clear over...

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Funny story: Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Man City: "We will literally destroy Man U"

Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...

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Funny story: Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last! The new manager of the super-rich club is to be the "Special One", José Mour...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

Ashley Cole And John Terry Spotted Laughing After Champions League Disaster

An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in the Champions League quarter final second...

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Funny story: Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chicharito Leaves Chelsea In Tatters

Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...

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Funny story: Abramovich to sell Chelsea if they lose to Man Utd!

Abramovich to sell Chelsea if they lose to Man Utd!

Roman Abramovich has promised to burn all his bridges across the Thames if Chelsea get the "blues" and are blown away by the awesome "Red Army" tonight in Manchester. Roman has invested millions and wasted millions on his favourite toy and failed...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

Manchester United v Liverpool Rivalry Plumbs New Depths

The much documented rivalry between English football giants, Manchester United and Liverpool plumbed new depths today, following the announcement that Stevie Gerrard is likely to be out for the rest of the season. It looks pretty much like it's go...

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Funny story: Goodwillie Embarrassed By Rooney Comparison

Goodwillie Embarrassed By Rooney Comparison

Dundee United striker has admitted he was "embarrassed" by his manager comparing him with Man Utd's Wayne Rooney. Tangerines boss Peter Houston compared his prized possession to the England striker after his spectacular overhead goal against Mothe...

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Funny story: Manchester United announce new pricing structure for next season

Manchester United announce new pricing structure for next season

Always innovating, Manchester United are announcing a new pricing scheme for the 2011/2012 season: Pay what you weigh. Each of the turnstiles will have a set of scales outside, and fans will have to stand on them prior to entry to the ground. What...

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Funny story: Man Utd most hated company in Britain, survey reveals!

Man Utd most hated company in Britain, survey reveals!

It seems that Manchester United PLC are the most hated company in the UK and Sir Alex Ferguson the most hated manager. Even such renowned "blood-sucking" companies such as Ryanair, British Gas, McDonalds and the corrupt banks failed to reach the l...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

Manchester United's Chicharito Says His Stick Figure Drawings of Prince William and Kate Middleton Are Selling Like Crazy

MANCHESTER - One thing that even the most die-hard fans of Chicharito did not know until only recently is that the Manchester United star, from Mexico is a fantastic stick-figure artist. Javier Hernandez Balcazar's mom stated to Mexico's Las Mara…

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Funny story: Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

Louise Minchin's Hair Stylist Believes She Has A Big "Red Devil" Crush On Manchester United's Chicharito

LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...

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