MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...
Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson admits he doesn't know what the future holds for injury prone midfielder Owen Hargreaves. The £17 million signing from Bayern Munich, who has managed only 39 appearances for the Old Trafford club since 2007, suffered...
Fans travelling to Wembley for last night's semi final between Man Utd and Man City were hit by major delays after a large section of the M1 was closed for much of the day. The motorway was shut between Junction 4 at Elstree, Herts and Juntion 1 a...
Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...
Speaking on the BBC's Football Focus programme ahead of today's Wembley FA Cup semi-final Manchester derby, mono-browed knuckle dragger, Liam Gallagher explained to the gullible and bewildered, that the whole Manchester United 'thing' went clear over...
Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...
In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last! The new manager of the super-rich club is to be the "Special One", José Mour...
An independent witness claimed last night to have seen Chelsea and England stars Ashley Cole and John Terry laughing as they boarded the team bus at Old Trafford following their team's season ending defeat in the Champions League quarter final second...
Chelsea's season ended ignominiously here at Old Trafford tonight, at the precise moment that Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito pounced onto a Ryan Giggs cross to score as half-time loomed in the Champions League quarter final second leg. That goal...
Roman Abramovich has promised to burn all his bridges across the Thames if Chelsea get the "blues" and are blown away by the awesome "Red Army" tonight in Manchester. Roman has invested millions and wasted millions on his favourite toy and failed...
The much documented rivalry between English football giants, Manchester United and Liverpool plumbed new depths today, following the announcement that Stevie Gerrard is likely to be out for the rest of the season. It looks pretty much like it's go...
Dundee United striker has admitted he was "embarrassed" by his manager comparing him with Man Utd's Wayne Rooney. Tangerines boss Peter Houston compared his prized possession to the England striker after his spectacular overhead goal against Mothe...
Always innovating, Manchester United are announcing a new pricing scheme for the 2011/2012 season: Pay what you weigh. Each of the turnstiles will have a set of scales outside, and fans will have to stand on them prior to entry to the ground. What...
It seems that Manchester United PLC are the most hated company in the UK and Sir Alex Ferguson the most hated manager. Even such renowned "blood-sucking" companies such as Ryanair, British Gas, McDonalds and the corrupt banks failed to reach the l...
MANCHESTER - One thing that even the most die-hard fans of Chicharito did not know until only recently is that the Manchester United star, from Mexico is a fantastic stick-figure artist. Javier Hernandez Balcazar's mom stated to Mexico's Las Mara…
LONDON - Well it appears that the cat may be out of the bag according to noted London hair stylist Reginald "Frisky" Friskingham. The hairdresser who has done the hair of some of the most famous people in England including Simon Cowell, Prince Har...
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