Chelsea and Man City to join forces, someone has to beat United!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

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It's the only way to beat Utd, burn them or join forces!

In an unprecedented move the owners of "loser" clubs Chelsea and Manchester city are to join together and form one club in a desperate attempt to beat Man United at last!

The new manager of the super-rich club is to be the "Special One", José Mourinho and their 80,000 capacity ground is to be built in the middle of England somewhere between Manchester and London. The club's colours are no problem, they've both got the "blues"!

Invincible Man Utd on their way to achieving an historic second treble cannot be stopped by any single club in England. The multi-billionaire owners of both clubs are sick to death of being losers and runners-up, especially after all of the millions they have thrown out the window and wasted on waster players a la Balotelli and Torres.

Man Utd have culture, tradition, spend their money wisely on Chicharito's, Park's, Rooney's and look after their Grandpa's; Van der Saar, Giggsy, Scholes and the others.

Chelsea and Man City will be called FC Billionaire's United. The FA, UEFA, and FIFA have nothing against the plans, they've already been informed and paid off accordingly? (Money is no object?)

Sir Alex was informed of this plan and just laughed because after winning everything he'll be retiring soon anyway and feels football is a multi-billionaires kiddies playground anyway; he'd rather back his horsies, they also win!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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