Former Libertine, Pete Doherty, and his fiancee, supermodel Kate Moss, rushed to the side of pal, David Cameron, last night as allegations of drug abuse threatened to wreck the Tory leader's career.
"There never was, nor, are, nor ever will be, a future Tory Pot Smoking Leader!" exclaimed shadow Chancellor George "Brownie" Osborne". "I was at Eaton with David "MJ" Cameron and a joint never touched that 15...
Conservative leader David Cameron has pledged to bridge the gap of apathy between politicians and Britain's youth as the country's first spliff toking Prime Minister.
Sensational news today as it has emerged that during his time at top peoples' school, Eton College, Tory leader David Cameron, was an evil crack dealer.
NARAGASSET, Ohio -- A new and inexpensive drug taken to ignite coronary attacks for people who may have heart disease has increased the risk of dying among those taking it, according to a few doctors who are currently playing Squash when interviewed.
Garda Chief, Paddy-Joe O'Donnell, has admitted to 'The Spoof' that they are losing the war against 'craic'.
The autopsy report for Frankie Weepspittle Barrecord Jones, former lead finger cymbal player for the Goth/Country band, Mornful Banjo was released today.
SCIENCE DESK - Dr. Stanford Greying-Templeton. Experts have warned that as the earth chokes in deadly greenhouse gasses, and hurtles to a painful death at the mercy of the sun, the days will get longer, and the night...
Singer Pete Doherty of pop band Babyshambles has announced he is to snort, uninterrupted - the longest line of cocaine in the world ever. Police officials have ok'd the event & it is hoped the singer will die & stop wasting Polic...
Only months before his enforced resignation, Tony Blair's doctor has revealed the secret behind his seemingly permanent grin: opium.
1. He claims to be a landscaper. It's the winter. In Maine.
The Drug Enforcement Agency has uncovered a cocaine smuggling ring with an ingenious twist on the transportation and distribution of the elicit drug.
George Michael has denied claims he was drugged up at the wheel of his car again last night.
London - (Ass Mess): Forensic scientists investigating a gang of former Irish pig farmers from Shergar, County Louse who have been trading under the banner of Treasury Holdings Ltd in order to purchase the fraudulently engineered deeds to Battersea P...
In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.
The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...
In an attempt to revitalise his flagging career, Paul Daniels and his once beautiful wife Debbie Magee have agreed to film an experiment in social drug taking for Channel 4.
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