Ventura Highway, California - Do not cry Michael Jackson fans for the King of Pop is not dead. He is alive in our memories. And according to mine, he was last spotted driving down Ventura highway with the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, behind...
News of the demise of the Peter Pan of Pop overshadowed any news bulettins by aspiring Spoof writers as they realised that Miley Cyrus and Adam Lambert were not going to be headline news for the next few days. During an internet crash, which spann...
Heaven, Universe - Enta'tainer Michael Jackson, also known as 'The King Of Pop', died yesterday afternoon in Los Angeles. He be believed to have succumbed to a heart attack although those details have yet to be released and we all know how thorough d...
News just in would appear to suggest that Peter Pan of pop, and acquitted serial child abuser Michael Jackson, has had a seriously bad day. In fact, it's been so bad that he's dead, and people can't possibly have a worse day than that. This www...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Michael Jackson, reported to have died earlier today, actually faked his own death in an elaborate hoax to escape the media, says a source who asked to remain anonymous for her own protection. She claims the body found by paramed...
A spokesman for Michael Jackson announced this evening that the artist has canceled his comeback and the thirty shows at Londons O2 Arena because he has died. Michael, who was 50 years old and has been known to be a bit flighty about schedules in...
London - (Rioters): Flunkeys broke the news to the Queen at midnight, waking her in her Herman Goering Suite four-poster at Buckingham Palace as the news broke that her godson Michael Jackson had died. The old monarchy hoaxer promptly turned a shi...
In a news conference outside of Harlem's Apollo Theatre, Al Sharpton took the microphone and blamed the death of Michael Jackson (heart attack in his Los Angeles area home) on "Whitey." When asked how whitey was responsible for the death of a form...
Los Angeles, CA - Michael Jackson has narrowly avoided death this week thanks to an experimental surgical procedure, a source at the ULCA Hospital has revealed. Rushed to hospital after a suspected cardiac arrest, singer Jackson was offered a treatme...
Michael Jackson, once living proof that any poor, young black child can become a rich white woman, has died due to a cardiac arrest (heart attack) in Los Angeles. He was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center. At the announcement of the death of...
California - (Intestate Bankrupt Ass Mess): The tribute act known as Michael Jackson is believed to have faked his own death once again. Early reports from the Seedy Sinai Clinic say Jackson, 69, suffered a simulated fatal heart attack this aftern...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - The man with the world's largest penis, currently on tour to promote his latest CD, a back-to-his-roots, rock-solid musical endeavor titled Gone Straight, revealed today that he has a stalker. Speaking with a generic, semi-hot, vac...
Brilliant and eccentric inventor John Joseph Minetailings achieved fame and fortune in his basement laboratory while working on developing a new and better vibrator. Minetailings embedded a vibrator in a motel style bed and hooked it up to a coin ope...
Michael Jackson who recently visited a cinema wearing his pyjamas last week, according to US rapper Akon, has been named by President Barack Obama as his new Czar of the Bizarre! Akon, the hip-hop star, who collaborated with Jackson on his new sin...
Terrible Spoof writer for satirical website TheSpoof.com, Spook38 today finally collapsed under intolerable pressure, as he tried to face up to a challenge from the legendary J-Man to write the most ridiculous headline ever seen on TheSpoof.com (I sh...
Now that authorities have ruled out suicide as a cause of death for actor David Carradine, they have narrowed the list of possible causes of death to only 10. We are looking at maybe a half dozen possible scenarios and 4 or 5 more less possible sc...
As pop singer Michael Jackson's plastic surgery started to unravel itself, and as the unnatural chemicals made the star age visibly almost overnight, he revealed to the world's press that he was changing his name to 'Albert Steptoe'. Albert Stepto...
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