Celia Whassaname, the face of shopping channel QED, has been struck down by a rare medical condition, rideiotis. She has been hospitalised while cosmetic surgeons attempt to fix the problem. "It is quite a serious condition," said doctor Noel Tuck...
Gail McIntyre (formerly Platt), the weasely faced hag of number 8 Coronation Street, stunned viewers and cast-members alike, by sensationally revealing that the show was not real. Millions of viewers sat down to watch their half hour catch up of t...
Producers of BBC hit series The Apprentice fear they could see their audience plummet tonight after viewers took offence at comments by their executive boss. And with a new series of Sky's Bones airing at the same time, the hit could be huge. I...
Viewers of Tuesday evening TV crime and sci-fi series are pleading for clearer plotting to end their TV confusion. Fringe's third season's third episode airs tonight with FBI agent Olivia still marooned in the alternative universe while her opposi...
While the Alpha and Omega usually steers clear of involving Himself in corporate negotiations (as evidenced by Time-Warner's purchase of AOL in 2000), but News Corp's latest shenanigans with Cablevision customers has pushed Him into action. I Love Sn...
Plans have been unveiled to broadcast overtly gay programmes on a bent new channel, provisionally called CCB Gay. The new channel will be a 24-hour channel catering explicitly for homosexual viewers who will be able to indulge their greatest fanta...
Columbus television crews arrived at the scene of a devastating fire in which John Butthoff was killed. He had lived in the neighborhood for over 20 years. Bruce Starr, TV news favorite also arrived at the scene and immediately started interviewin...
The Learning Channel keeps coming up with bigger and better ideas to try and garner the lion's share of ratings in the reality television business. With Bravo shows such as the wildly famous "Real Housewives" series and "Chef" series, it is getting i...
Fans of US crime dramas are in for a treat as Channel 5 plans to fill its schedules with programmes such as CSI: Miami, NCIS and Law & Order - 24 hours a day. Bosses at the channel have been left with no other option as domestic TV production...
FOX announced today that former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is going to have her own Reality TV show starting later this fall. This show will be called "The Real Hockey Mom's of the Last Frontier" and will feature Sarah and all of her gir...
LOS ANGELES, CA (SN) - Audrina Patridge roamed 'The Hills' and lived the life of high society for six seasons on one of MTV's most successful reality shows to date. Now, Patridge, 25, is having trouble finding work after a successful TV show. The r...
The BBC announced yesterday that it is to scrap plans for their forthcoming show "Celebrity Talent". A spokesman said that despite interviewing more than 800 D list celebrities it had been impossible to find enough of them with some modicum of tal...
TV insiders are gearing up for a new ratings war as Sky1 goes up against Channel 5 on Tuesday nights. C5's popular CSI:Miami and CSI:New York will tonight find themselves in direct competition with two sci-fi blockbusters - the second series of S...
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen will be producing a spin-off of his hit television sit-com Two and A Half Men, to be called Two and A Half Women. The new show will star Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest's girlfriend), Cheryl Cole (Derek Hough's girlfriend),...
WASHINGTON, DC - Landel Hobbs, Chairman of C-SPAN, announced today that the company would be launching two comedy channels, C-SPIN and C-SPUN. The announcement came after Stephen Colbert of Comedy Central's Colbert Report appeared on C-SPAN testif...
BBC Chief Sir Michael Lyons has issued an ultimatum to producers of the corporation's programmes: put the show on ice or face the consequences. Lyons is ambitious to replicate the success of rivals ITV's skateaway success Come Dancing on Ice and n...
Channel 4's latest attempt to fill the void left by Big Brother has been abandoned after a record number of complaints from viewers The show, You've Been Morally Compromised, combined elements of the popular candid camera and clip shows of the 80s...
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