Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has ordered his crack Spacsnatz forces to seize the island of Maui in what many fear is a desperate attempt to secure a nice holiday destination for the Putins. Hot on the heels of the recent Crimean assa...
William Hague, Robin to Thatcher's gender bending "Batman" has secured a deal with Vladimir Putin to forget library book fines in Crimea and Ukraine and incorporate them into student loans from January 2015. The deal which caused an emergency mee...
They were supposed to be the talks to bring peace to tensions between Ukraine and Russia after months of protests and aggressive sound bites from both countries. However Russian leader Vladimir Putin seemed to be in no mood to listen to compromises f...
Washington DC (STT News) - Potential presidential candidate and former First Lady, Hillary Clinton, has come out with guns blazing on the subject of Russia's move into Ukraine. In her words, she compared Putin's move into the Crimea like Hitler's int...
Members of Pussy Riot, particularly Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Maria Alyokhina, were brutally whipped, sprayed and beaten by Cossacks representing Russian President Valdimir Putin at the Sochi Olympic Games. These same Cossacks have been rewarded...
Crimea- Through a Top Secret Ops mission, U.S. Special Forces struck a blow for Ukrainian sovereignty by landing a superbly-equipped bikini unit, composed of current and past Sports Illustrated models. It took literally no time at all for the Russ...
Oslo, Norway - Ousted former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych is thought to be the proposer nominating Russia's man of steal for a bold showing of military farce in the Crimea ahead of Friday's Paralympic Winter Games. The prestigious annual...
The latest diplomatic effort from the US on the crisis in Ukraine will feature a stage performance in Kiev. This effort will be dedicated to the new government forming there under the leadership of Mr. Yatsenyuk (aka "Yats"). The US has catego...
Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the success of the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia, has suddenly had to show his darker side of the Force by invading and taking over the Crimea, a vital peninsula of his supposed ally Ukraine.
CHICAGO - Vice-President Biden was addressing a convention of The Global Political Movement League in the Windy City when he was asked a question by a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Savannah Bamboo with PSBM asked the vice-president w...
Senator John McCain demanded today that the Congress pass a Declaration of War against Canada and Mexico so that the U.S. could annex them. "The Obama Administration has been soft and cowardly on Putin's invasion of the Ukraine. It is his weaknes...
MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the Russian national news agency has stated that President Putin has instructed his Director of Computers Edward Snowden to perform a document investigation on an American talk show host. Putin told Snowden to go into the NSA a...
Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...
Ousted President of the Ukraine Vitkor Yanukovych has made his first public appearance in a week today alongside Russian leader and "friend" Vladimir Putin. The two went out for cocktails at a local bar in Moscow and the Russian Premier had announced...
MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - In what many foreign press correspondents are calling a very amazing statement, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has warned the United States to stay out of Russia's business with the Ukraine. Kim Jong Un speaking at his Pr...
WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - During the previous presidential election, former president Bill Clinton suppressed his true feelings for his wife's arch rival. To project the appearance of political unity within the Demcats Party, Clinton refrained from criti...
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