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Funny story: Roger Ebert Out Four Weeks With Thumb Injuries

Roger Ebert Out Four Weeks With Thumb Injuries

A spokesman for movie critic Roger Ebert says the reviewer will be out three to four weeks due to both his thumbs being broken by the monetary backers of a movie he totally destroyed on August 11th. "It's all part of the game", stated Ebert in a l...

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Funny story: Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"

The Arab world is up in arms and upset about the new movie starring George Clooney and titled "The Men Who Sleep With Goats." Muhammed Rahad Siyad, secretary at the Saudi Arabian consulate office in Hollywood, offered the following statement: "Th...

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Funny story: "Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years" to be released

"Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years" to be released

Hollywood, California - There's a new reason for the season this year, and it's name is "Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years"! Move over, Jesus, move over Santa, these girls are ready to cheer, and they aren't taking a back seat to anyone! Yes, in...

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Funny story: NASA credited with highest grossing film of the 20th century

NASA credited with highest grossing film of the 20th century

Houston, Texas - Sorry James Cameron, but the figures are now all in for determining who had the highest grossing film of the 20th century, and it was not "Titanic". While "Titanic" with Leonardo DiCaprio did bring in $1.8 billion, it was "Moon La...

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Funny story: It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

William Shatner thinks that he should be in Start Trek 2. I'm sorry, but Star Trek 2?! How many films have there been? Rather more than 2. And his character has been killed off. So what on earth (or not) is going on? Have the Klingons decided to send a boarding party and only James T Kirk can save us? "Beam me up Scotty", except he can't as he's already been beamed up himself. William Shatner?...

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Funny story: Cate Blanchett movie about colonic irrigation in India is cancelled

Cate Blanchett movie about colonic irrigation in India is cancelled

Mumbai - (Delhi-Belly-Flop): The film, based on Indian Bummer: The Secret Hystery of the U-Bend of an Empire, was to have told the story of Lord Mountbatten, the last viceroy of the British Indian Empire. Hollywood sources commented today that the...

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Funny story: Universal cancels Blanchette film

Universal cancels Blanchette film

Film studio Universal has cancelled historical drama American Summer, which was to star Cate Blanchette. The decision to scrap the film - due to be shot in America - was mainly down to lack of subject matter and US government pressure, according to t...

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Funny story: Helium Balloon Goes Missing As Colorado Kid Gets Movie Deal

Helium Balloon Goes Missing As Colorado Kid Gets Movie Deal

In a slow news day, watch out for Ryo Heene! The 6-year old has signed with MGM for a biopic to tell the story of the helium balloon that floated off (as they do). "My Dad let go of the string and it just floated away" moans Ryo (whose name means...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

Robert Pattinson Considering The Bat Man Role

A new movie proposal is being considered by Robert Pattinson, in the title role of The Bat Man! No, it isn't Batman, but The Bat Man. According to the writers, this will be an adventure comedy role here the Bat Man who DOES fight crime, but is act...

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Funny story: "Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

"Paranormal Activity" Will Scare The Crap Out Of You!

The new low-budget movie is anything but low on the chill bumps as a couple filming their own life story take on something without a natural life or that's the way it seems. This movie, which has paid only $500,000 plus a percentage of the intake...

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Funny story: Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

Adult Entertainment Magnate Makes Bid For Family-Friendly Outfit

In the midst of a flailing entertainment market, corporate financial concerns and recent management reorganization, the Malt Risley corporation (famous for its family friendly musical cartoon movies), may be "entertaining" the possibility of a merger...

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Funny story: Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has announced that they are replacing their Leo the Lion studio logo mascot. Leo has been MGM's mascot since 1916. He had gone through several lion generations in his colorful 93 year history but due to the sagging economy and dwin...

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Funny story: Pretty Woman Unveils National Breast Appreciation Day Surprise

Pretty Woman Unveils National Breast Appreciation Day Surprise

TAOS, New Mexico - In response to the upcoming National Breast Appreciation Day festivities, Julia Roberts has announced an alternative celebration at her 112-acre spread in Taos, New Mexico. "I want to make sure all women are fairly represented t...

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Funny story: Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Rising Ocean Levels Tied to Redbox Growth

Scientists have known for the past few years that ocean levels on the Atlantic seaboard are rising at rates unseen during the past two millennia. Until last week, however, scientists were unable to pin this alarming phenomenon on any one causative fa...

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Funny story: Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

It has been suggested that Dan Brown's latest novel steals the plot and vast swathes from the 2004 movie "National Treasure", starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger. Brown, author of the bestselling The Da Vinci Code, just released the sequel, The L...

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Funny story: Tarantino To Remake Inglorious Basterds Again

Tarantino To Remake Inglorious Basterds Again

Quentin Tarantino has revealed his next film will pay homage to his most recent film Inglorious Basterds. The Pulp Fiction director had toyed with the idea of a reworking of the film for some time, but has only now got round to the remake. He w...

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Funny story: Michael Moore Sits on Rival Director

Michael Moore Sits on Rival Director

It seems everyone is talking about it: the recession, the near fatal economic crash, and the greedy market makers of Wall Street . It is the stuff of great films, and both director Sandra Mohr ("Stock Shock-The Short Selling of the American Dream) an...

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