Miley Cyrus told reporters that had she been of age and legally entitled to vote in this years Presidential elections, she would probably have voted for Barack Obama. "He has kind eyes and big ears. Reminds me of a dog I once ate" said Miley of Ob...
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus has abandoned all the usual celebrity shit by telling an interviewer her most intimate detail: that she wears a colostomy bag while on tour. The unbelievably popular singer/actress never gets time to have a proper dump w...
Miami, Florida 11/01/08 - Let no breakout go unnoticed and no product go unbranded! Disney's teen queen of marketing is on fire and she has landed a new multi million dollar endorsement deal with Valtrex, (yes the herpes med!) Behind the scen...
Miley Cyrus wears a diaper to combat a terrible defecation condition that has afflicted her since youth. The teen sensation managed to keep the details secret until now by insisting that attention be focused on her back and her hair only. But due...
Billy Ray Cyrus, spokesperson from the McCain Palin camp have informed the public that Republicans filed writ for postponement of election proceedings due to heavy rain and storms ravaging east and west coast communities as well as northern and south...
Hannah Montana actress and lovable singer of infectious pop songs, Miley Cyrus, is deeply upset at the news that she is not being featured in as many Internet articles as she hoped she would. The multi-talented munchkin was said to be distraught a...
Teen sensation Miley Cyrus is related by blood to Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - so claims an expert in DNA. Doctor Noah Awle from Columbia University secretly took DNA samples from the toilet stools of both women and compared them in...
Pop princess Miley Cyrus has told a magazine that she has had "gay thoughts" in the past. The Hannah Montana star was speaking to respected Gay magazine 'Gloryhole' about live, love and gay stuff. In the interview she says: "The other day wh...
Hilary Duff, the former star of children's television show Lizzie Maguire, has changed her name to Miley Cyrus in a desperate attempt to reclaim her 'teen-queen' crown. The singer/actress/toy brand has struggled to compete with her singing-acting-...
London - (Kiss My Ass Mess): Hannah Montana starlet Miley Cyrus is said to be weeping buckets after being dropped from Friday's top-billing appearance on The Jonathan Ross Show. Her manager refused to comment today about reports that she'd dumped...
Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...
Miley Cyrus has been visiting country legend Dolly Parton's house to get advice on making her tits more comfortable. Miley - an avid breeder of birds, mostly tits - inherited an aviary from her great-great grandmother's estate and has spent all he...
One of teen-lands most popular stars and the sex-craving talent less little sister of Britney Spears shared a special moment whilst doing the laundry yesterday. Jamie Lynn Spears brought her dirty knickers over for the weekly wash at gal-pal Mile...
Pop-tart Miley Cyrus couldn't resist the urge to empty her bowels onto the head of High School Musical 'hotty' Zac Efron's pet cockerel while minding his house for the weekend. Efron was away on a camping trip with some muscular, tanned male 'budd...
Pops most famous gynecological model, Madonna, who is suffering a major decline in her web presence, has announced she will now be known as 'Mileydonna'. The move is designed to create some on-line search presence and was decided upon when her la...
The recent transcript from fifteen year old Miley Cyrus's interview with Ryan Seacrest has been plastered all over the internet and shocked adults and children alike. The interview has said to have gotten "pretty intense" and Miley herself revealed s...
Investigative reporters have uncovered birth certificate and other legal documents proving the young Disney phenom to be the ex-wife of former country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, and not his daughter. Miley, now 26, had been hiding her age in o...
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