It might have been a scene out of an international best-selling novel by a top author, but it wasn't, it was just a man making a silly mistake about the purchase - or not, as it happens - of an umbrella on Monday night, which resulted in a soaking on...
There was cause for celebration in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya tonight as, despite the saddening news of the untimely demise of Irish boyband homosexual singer Stephen Gately, it was revealed that satirical writer, social commentator...
"What in the holly rolling golf ball is happening?" said Tiger Woods in the media tent shortly after losing the PGA Tournament, the seasons last major. "I bust my ass all year, every year making this tour a success. Without me the PGA would just...
There has been a quiet revolution in the monitoring of golf-watching standards around the world. For 3 years ago, a GolfWatch panel was established and it has quietly and diligently observed the world of the golf fan. GolfWatch has now issued...
Golfing great Tiger Woods is asking his many friends for help as he has been suffering from "Air Tulip's Disease", a disease that many older men experience, especially in the southern United States. "That's where I think I may have picked it up",...
"I was amazed that the PGA would consider changing it's rules after all these years just because a certain person has trouble with his stomach when the game gets close and cuts loose a fart or two", stated golf legend, Arnold Palmer. Palmer went a...
In light of the recent revelations, the PGA Tour Judges have decided to impose the so-called "Tiger Woods Fart Rule" and add it under Section 1, Paragraph 7 "Players conduct while on the golf course." This is the section which concerns walking between a player and the hole on the green or casting a shadow across the path of the ball to the hole while on the green, etc. Whenever anyone is abo...
New York, NY- Tiger Woods' insurance company has released a statement that Tiger Woods did indeed pass wind at the Buick Open at Warwick Hills GCC, thus avoiding any long, drawn out litigation between various parties. It is understood that Tiger...
Ronald Thatcher, who was tied for first place during the last eighteen holes of the Buick Open, says that there's almost no way you can beat Tiger Woods anymore. "Tiger is very talented, probably one of the best of all time but he uses some unspor...
Sure Tiger Woods won the Buick Open for the third time Sunday, but the big news Monday is about that Tiger Woods fart on live camera. I guess that's the Tiger roar for another victory so expect to hear some more manly farts throughout the year. At...
Supporters of Hunter Mahan believe he can hunt down the Tiger in their next golf tournament. Hunter is good at dealing with Birdies,Eagles and the odd Albatross but can he really deal with a Tiger. Hunter may also have to deal with Retief GOOSEn,...
Tiger Woods, the no.1 golfer in the world, has been sensationally disqualified from the Masters. Crowd favourite Woods has fallen fowl of the pernickety rules of golf and will not compete in Sundays final round. Rule 87(b)(iii)pararagraph 2 states...
As the final round of the US Masters began today, journalists were panicking as they realised they'd run out of cliched headlines about Tiger Woods. 'The Tiger roars', phrases using the words 'claws', 'paws' and even 'growls' had been used to deat...
THE secret is out. The coincidences are too much of a coincidence. Ask any golfer and they will tell you that no mere human can do what He did and is doing. Sure, He loses occasionally at golf but that is only in keeping with His "mysterious ways" an...
GULFPORT, Mississippi - President Obama visiting an old high school friend who now lives in Gulfport today announced that he has named Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods, to be his new Secretary of Sports. The Department of Sports is...
This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons o...
Tiger Woods, the world no. 1 golfer, has it all to do in the final round of the 2008 British Open Golf Championships at Royal Birkdale today. The American is well down the leaderboard, and will have to play the round of his l...
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