WASHINGTON, D.C. -- CIA Director George Tenet, who kept his job while the intelligence community was under attack about suspected weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and Sept. 11 has resigned, but will become a chief in a Native American tribe (see p...
WASHINGTON (AP) Sources at the Pentagon revealed today that a totally new design is on the table for the next US Air Force supersonic fighter plane. Major General Richard Lemasters said, "The Air Force requires a plane that is fast, easy to fly,...
(Vatican City, Thursday). Just hours ahead of the President's imminent arrival from Washington as part of a three-day European visit to coincide with the weekend's 60th anniversary celebrations of the D Day Landings, the Papal Office for Be...
Washington - Crediting hard work and his fervent urge to be anywhere but Kansas, 14-year-old Overland Park, KS resident Andrew Wojtanik has captured the 2004 National Geographic Bee.
Washington, DC-- Under immense market pressure, oil hit $42 a barrel today, and all Americans began feeling the pinch. "Do you want fries with that?" has been replaced with "Do you your fries cooked, nominal extra charge?"...
(WASHINGTON) - The President may show off Saddam Hussein's gun to White House visitors, but that's nothing compared to what Vice President Cheney keeps in a glass case outside his office.
WASHINGTON (CNN) - Cable News Network news anchor Paula Zahn had an unusual interview Wednesday evening with presidential candidate John Kerry. Discussing the event with Comedy Central's Jon Stewart, the beautiful star of the CNN newsroom said that t...
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Washington- Today on the advice of attorney general John Ashcroft, President Bush announced that the U.S. will be phasing out 4:20 on the US ti...
Washington, DC - President George W. Bush has resigned from office effective this morning. The resignation came within hours of a news report in The Spoof which linked the dog collars and leashes used to abuse Iraqi detainees to "Barney" the White Ho...
(WASHINGTON) Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld will be replaced later this summer by Commerce Secretary Don Evans, in a move White House officials are describing as a "routine rotation" of cabinet personnel.
Washington - Attorney General John Ashcroft has issued a warning about possible Al-Qaeda attacks this summer. Ashcroft said, "We thought they would take the summer off. Typically, Al-Qaeda vacations in Amish country or the Outer Banks of Nor...
Washington D.C. - After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...
WASHINGTON AP Senior Bush administration officials have been pressing Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to resign because of his role in t...
(Washington, D.C.) It is being reported in Washington, D.C. that President George W. Bush's brain has jumped out of his ear and run away. Sources indicate that the President has shown no serious after effects save marginally better enunciation.
Washington - President Bush's presentation to clarify his Iraqi policy is not to be. Instead there will be a nationally televised walk though of how the President handles "a rack".
Washington, DC or Midland, TX (cuz Dubya's probably on his pre-summer but post-spring vacation)--...
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