MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...
Vladimir Putin has hired "look alikes" of world political leaders on permanent contracts to wait at table and valet him. Reputed to be clad in swimwear only, they walk around his Mansion like smething out of a Cecil B. Demille epic, all except the Ba...
Moscow - Over thirty years of cloak and dagger shagging has come full circle for the ex-KGB thug whose divorce to buxom blond ex-Khrushchev Airways stewardess Lyudmila Pissoff was finalised today. According to NewsCorpse stringers Papers filed bef...
A former top Aide of Vladimir Putin speaking from a Siberian Gulag has told The Spoof that his former boss was an "admirer" of the way that Barack Obama looked in beach shorts. He revealed that Vladimir has had extensive psychotherapy to rid himself...
MOSCOW - Russian leader Vladimir Putin would make a great used car salesman. He informed the world's news media that he was pulling back some Russian troops from the Ukraine. But what he failed to say was that he was replacing them with fresh troo...
VATICAN CITY - The Vatican View News Agency of Vatican City has stated that Pope Francis has sent text messages to Vladimir Putin, leader of Russia, and to Kim Jong Un, leader of North Korea. The pope stated that he wants the two gentlemen to make...
MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...
MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin was highly offended at the government of Vietnam for sending their warship the VS Mekong Mongoose up to the East Siberian Sea. Vodkavich wrote that Putin came very...
MOSCOW - President Putin has stated that he is getting pretty tired of hearing about all of these third world countries who say that Russia better leave the Ukraine alone. Putin informed the national news agency Vodkavich that his Director of Comp...
Government minister Sergei Yarov had to apologise to Russian leader Vladimir Putin yesterday. The president had reportedly become upset when Mr Yarov failed to congratulate him on his newly-invaded state of Crimea. "Vladimir can be quite sensitive...
Morely Unsafer: Welcome back to 42-and-a-half minutes. Vladimir Putin's annexation of Crimea has drawn international outrage. Rudy Giuliani calls him a "true leader"-what is he smoking?-but pretty much everyone else is pissed. Our next guest is Russia expert and addiction counselor Vasily Strokinoff. Usafer: Mr. Strokinoff, what is Vladimir Putin's problem? Strokinoff: Putin is an addict-he...
EAST SIBERIAN SEA - Russia is reporting that the Vietnamese warship the VS Mekong Mongoose has left the East Siberian Sea. The Vodkavich National News Agency stated that the Vietnamese vessel left as soon as President Putin issued a warning that i...
President Barack Obama cranked up the pressure on Vladimir Putin during a 45 minute phone call from the Oval Office in the early hours on Tuesday morning, warning the the muscle bound Russian "if you don't stop it I'll tell my mom." John Kerry bel...
Dallas, Texarse - A Texas gallery is being sued for millions of dollars after an exhibit by painter George W Bush was accused of infecting a visitor with canine distemper by manifesting malignant hexoplasm during a guided tour. Doctors at the Da...
President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...
Russia stretched its political muscles over the newly-occupied area of Crimea today, with Russian leader Vladimir Putin creating a new law of "Prima Nocte" in the area. The law was popular during medieval times and allows all Russian tourists the ri...
VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis recently stated that he is not a military expert by any means but added that he doesn't have to be since he is the pope. Speaking to a reporter with The Vatican View, Pope Francis commented that he has been keeping up w...
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