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Funny story: Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Los Angeles, California - FBI agents became suspicious of Marion Jones' consistent denials that she did not use steroids during the 2000 Sydney Olympics but then they received copies of letters she sent to family and friends admitting as much. Ho...

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Recalled

Olympic Torch Recalled

China, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, has announced that they are recalling the Olympic Torch due to some safety concerns.

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Funny story: Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

The XXIII Zombie Olympiad's official opening ceremony begins later today with a host of celebrities in attendance.

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Funny story: Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.

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Funny story: China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

China, Wnker (Communist News) - The Chinese government is set to enforce a new set of laws that are to yank cars of its street in a bid to reduce the amount of citizens seen during the Beijing Olympics.

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Funny story: Eddie the Eagle "flies" again

Eddie the Eagle "flies" again

Britain will have a new swimming hero at next years Olympics and that someone will be "Eddie the Eel", formerly known as "Eddie the Eagle".

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Funny story: Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.

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Funny story: Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...

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Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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Funny story: The health of the olympics

The health of the olympics

The olympic governing body has, after years of debate, agreed to a new competition called 'couch potato'.

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Funny story: British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

British Black Woman Athlete Makes Drugs Comeback With New Name

Christine Ohuruogu, the British women's 400m sprinter who was banned from the sport for a year, has been handed a lifeline back into the sport, after being included in the squad for the World Championships in Osa...

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Funny story: SADO Olympics get the go-ahead

SADO Olympics get the go-ahead

The International Olympics Committee (I.O.C. ) have given the go-ahead for the Steroid and Drugtakers Olympics to take place.

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Funny story: Tricky Ricky to Head Up Olympic Dishwashing Team

Tricky Ricky to Head Up Olympic Dishwashing Team

The winner of the International Championship Hall of Fame Dishwashing Contest has accepted an offer from government officials to train the next Olympic team. You might remember Tricky from the French Dishwashing Open where he overcame tremendous odd...

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Funny story: 2008 Olympic Games' Weather Forecast: Projectiles (with a Slight Chance of Rain)

2008 Olympic Games' Weather Forecast: Projectiles (with a Slight Chance of Rain)

BEIJING (WTF News) - As China gears up for next summer's Olympic Games, the rest of the world braces for what might happen if it threatens to rain during Opening Ceremonies scheduled for August 8, 2008.

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Funny story: Jenna Jameson Runs Marathon

Jenna Jameson Runs Marathon

Jenna Jameson will run a marathon in Mississauga Ontario tomorrow. The former porn star says she is training so that she can try out for the US Olympic team for 2008.

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Funny story: Smoker's rebellion: 2012 Games In Doubt

Smoker's rebellion: 2012 Games In Doubt

A member of the pro-smoking alliance TITS (Tobacco Is The Shit) has put the 2012 Olympic building program "Back by a good six months" according to a spokesman today. The protester, who was seen holding a lit cigarette in the middle of a bui...

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Funny story: London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

London Olympic Logo: Terrorism Links

A top secret MI5 dossier has found strong terrorist links with the London 2012 Olympics logo. The report was smuggled out of MI5 by a undercover reporter known to this reporter as agent WD40.

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