Written by anonnymouse

Thursday, 14 June 2007

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Before he spent the £400,000

A top secret MI5 dossier has found strong terrorist links with the London 2012 Olympics logo. The report was smuggled out of MI5 by a undercover reporter known to this reporter as agent WD40.

The report indicates strong links between Al Qaeda and the designers of the logo, Wolff Olins. In particular the dossier explains that the inclusion of the clips which caused some people to have epileptic fits was intentional.

The dossier shows that the logo and the video clips contain subliminal messages encouraging viewers to strip naked and run around the streets on the opening day of the Olympics in 2012. It also shows that the real designer of the logo was Osama Bin Ladens four month old nephew and that the £400,000 spent on the logo was in fact spent by Osama on a new car, new turban and clothes and a trim for his beard.

Despite the security services being aware of these issues they are reluctant to take action or make the dossier public as, in the words of the Director General of MI5 it would be "well funny" if it were to happen.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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