Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...
Retro Diets are the way forward as dieters seek radical new weight-loss regimes, according to a top Diet Guru. "More and more of the nation's fatties feel trapped in bloated modern lifestyles", says weight-loss expert Sheza Conner. "It's no longer fashionable to look abroad. Now our sumo-silhouetted salvation-seekers are dragging their omnibus-sized butts aboard the Dietary Time-Machine.
After two decades of work, doctors and medical researchers in the United States believe they have evidence that abnormally low levels of serotonin -- a chemical in the brain that helps control breathing during sleep -- plays a pivotal role in causing...
A liquid hand sanitizer giant has reportedly released a sub-sect strain of the popular swine flu virus to the general public to make up for sagging fourth quarter sales projections. The company saw their stock prices soar over the past year as t...
Yonkers, NY - A new video tape released to Al Jazeera and Al Franken, appears to be an authentic video created for Osama Bin Laden to prove his definitely, maybe still alive. Content of the tape was unusual even by Al Queda's standards. It showed...
Martin Freneticksburg, a college freshman, found himself diagnosed with social anxiety disorder last September after he pledged to a fraternity only to crumble under the ridicule and embarrassment of the customary hazing. Martin is not alone. Doctors...
Cigarette wimp Millip Phorris unveiled it's latest product today, a new type of cigarette called Vitasmoke. Vitasmokes are an entirely new concept in smoking, not only do they offer full flavour, less tar and nicotine, but they actually provide 7 ess...
An outbreak of the killer Boyle Virus, also known as the Suboylo Virus, has swept the world and left millions feeling dead bored and listless. The virus was first created in a special laboratory by the evil Dr Cowell, who then released it into the...
A new item of legislation is to be passed under the existing 'Health and Safety at work' suite of laws. Following several health studies undertaken between April 2007 and October 2009, it is evident that many office workers continue to experience...
Sex addiction is no more an illness than an occasional craving for chocolate, according to globally respected Trick Cyclist Borge De Grootgroot. The controversial claim is likely to upset many people, particularly the likes of Tiger Woods, Bruce...
The neighbours complained when all their shrubs and flowers were eaten, the Police got tired of responding to wild wabbits running around in the streets fornicating, and a certain spoof writer had to quit his day job in order to spend his time clean...
A lack of diet and exercise has seen the return of rickets a popular disease of the victorian era. The consumption of fatty foods and the unwillingness of people to move very much has led to its return. People in the North of England are proving...
A married couple visiting a New Mexico ski valley both severed their legs this past weekend while skiing and the surgeon who reattached the limbs switched the legs in a medical error. The couple, Tina and Fred Jones of Austin, Texas, who were visitin...
Doctors at Big Pharma Sue-Dick-Cools have announced they have successfully removed a G-spot from a prominent mouthpiece of the conservative right. Initial tests determined that what was once believed to be an Adam's apple was just a misplaced ple...
Scientists in the UK have surveyed thousand of females of all shapes and sizes and have discovered those with "big bums, thighs and hips are the healthiest. It has something to do with that hip, bum and thigh fat is harder to break down thus the r...
Doctor's today confirmed that Britain is in the grip of a potentially fatal 'stupid' disease. Dr. Mo Hislop, 36, said "early signs are showing a massive pandemic spreading south through the country." The disease has caused many deaths in Britai...
Two retired physicians from the state of Minnesota, Dr. Jonathon Meyer and Doctor Jane Stewart are visiting high schools in the United States to talk to teens about offering them free services if they get social diseases. "Before you get to the sc...
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