Doctors at Big Pharma Sue-Dick-Cools have announced they have successfully removed a G-spot from a prominent mouthpiece of the conservative right.
Initial tests determined that what was once believed to be an Adam's apple was just a misplaced pleasure center at birth. Once the tests were conclusive, a plan to remove and surgically implant the tissue nodule to it's naturally intended home was then initiated.
The female patient, after coughing up a fuzzball or too, purred softly.
Some noticeable improvements expected as a result of the procedure include a reduction of tooth hair growth, a decrease of orgasmic fluid mucous drainage in the throat, and a gradual dissipating of the unnatural aroma of fish breath.
Asked how she felt since the remarkable surgery the undisclosed recipient said that she had a new outlook on life.
"It was as though my sexual libido went south, where it belonged. I guess I should have taken those liberal 'Deep Throat' remarks more seriously. Had I done so I might have sought help much sooner. I can't tell you how pleased I am that it wasn't an Adam's apple. I can chug-a-lug again.
"Now they will be hard-pressed to find any flaws in me other than my bow-legged knobby knees , anorexic physique, and masculine jaw. Who knows, I might even get laid if I can turn on a certain up-and coming GOP ex-beauty queen. I've always secretly been attracted to hockey moms." Wink Wink!
