A local man is undergoing counselling today following a beverage related miscommunication between him and a friend he was visiting. The events unfolded as the local gent was asked by his friend if he wanted a cuppa, due to the kettle being on and...
In Local news, a recently local woman is said to be in a stable condition following a shopping related mishap, where she inadvertently neglected to purchase supplies of her usual toilet tissue. It is reported however that she had purchased a larg...
In local news, a young couple are said to have had the same conversation more than once and quite likely about the same subject as before. According to one source, it all started when the man did something that irked his female counterpart, as he...
Local man Kevin Nobbart was presented with the keys to a shiny new Ford Focus yesterday. The car was the first prize in the High St Motors grand raffle. A delighted Mr Nobhard (Who already has a company car of his own)attended the High St Motors s...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, found himself in a serious state of perturbation last night as he settled down to watch a little TV before retiring to bed. Shuttlecock unwittingly became aware of a TV show entitled, 'A Shot At Love With Tila Tequil...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock today proudly announced that he was to auction Frank Sinatra's pork pie hat on a well known internet auction site - which E-bay or E-Bay dot disclose, depending on whether he has a cold or dot. But within minutes of t...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, currently recuperating from a broken thumb, a suspected broken arm, a cut eyebrow, a 'both ends' mystery virus, a probing lady doctor and most recently, a purple toe - sustained by a falling Le Creuset casserole dish, w...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was this morning left literally hopping mad following a bizarre domestic accident, involving a heavy cast iron Le Creuset casserole dish. Shuttlecock explained that he had gone to the dresser in the kitchen to get som...
A local man, who has lived locally for some time has had enough of the locality. "I've just had enough of the locality" said the almost, but not quite, irate local man, "I've put my house on the market, I'm flipping off mate, hasta la bugger it, v...
Trouble was brewing in a leafy London suburb this morning when the usual domestic bliss behind a generic domiciles facade was shattered by the negligence of an unthinking oaf. Local resident, Ms Georgia Wolf, awoke as she usually does on a weekday...
The moon landing. Kennedy's grassy knoll and a book suppository. Cat in a wheelie bin. You all remember where you were when these monumentous news events occurred and the story broke. Years from now, people will be talking about that fateful...
For most sensible individuals, 9/11 is a day for contemplation, in respect for the feelings of the loved ones of the unfortunate victims of the 2001 outrage. For Martin Shuttlecock, 23, and dashingly handsome in a rakish kind of way, (Complete fab...
Local man Martin Shuttlecock was staying tight lipped as to whether he would be going out to celebrate September 11th with his long suffering wife Anne. When we spoke to him, Shuttlecock was watching the Lancashire derby game between Burnley and P...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock needed a stiff drink last night as what should have been a relaxing evening in with a good film and a couple of beers turned into a living nightmare. "The wife brought this movie home called 'Piranha', which she'd bou...
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Citing a lifelong concern with security as a possible explanation, local man Tom Gallant has explained that he is unable to prevent himself from judging the quality of nearby buildings and items even when social norms would pre...
One of the best feuds to surface since the famous Hatfield and McCoys has erupted in the aptly named, one horse town of, Western Mill,near Plymouth. Seemingly, it all started way back in 1991 when broody,overweight, blond, blue-eyed East German ma...
HARLINGEN, TX - Local 7-11 convenience store clerk, Oshira bin Habib has finally made peace with his life after nearly 19 years in his position. "I had hoped to make an impact on the world in a memorable way", Habib lamented. "I suppose I was just ne...
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