Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, found himself in a serious state of perturbation last night as he settled down to watch a little TV before retiring to bed.
Shuttlecock unwittingly became aware of a TV show entitled, 'A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila.'
Shuttlecock, a quite dashing and rogueishly handsome 32 year old pork pie hat promoter (all lies - don't believe a word of that) looked on in amazement as the Tila Tequila TV show started.
"It was a bit like an even shittier version of Big Brother," Shuttlecock groaned. "I don't even know who Tila Tequila is, but she didn't look like anything special. Yet she had all these people staying over at her house, kissing them and shit like that - often in a gay way - and all crazy about her. God only knows why."
Fortunately for Shuttlecock, long suffering wife Anne had gone to bed before the show went on air, otherwise she would undoubtedly have torn him off a strip for wasting his time watching such utter shite.
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, told us:
"I am aware of Tila Tequila and her show. At best it's voyeurism, at worst it's utter shite. Is this the kind of thing that America has sunk to? These people make Jordan look like landed gentry. Best advertisement I've ever seen for anti-Americanism."
Martin Shuttlecock told us:
"I'm not watching this shit. Is there a decent movie on?"
More as we get it.
