Chairman of the Committee for Internal Affairs David Blunkett has outlined the options for terrorism in the UK.
A plan by Tony Blair to allow head teachers to carry out random drug tests has sparked a worried response from teaching unions.
Sir Real Pillock, well-known ex-everything on the British and international political scene, and recent EU commissioner for Not Really Doing Anything of Any Value has been appointed head of the British Council. The British Council is tasked with pro...
In a desperate move to reduce the levels of piracy now occurring in the US, the FBI is to use a special seal to tackle the problem.
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Cookery superstar Delia Smith and well-known German cannibal Armin Meiwes have teamed up to create a new TV series and cookery book - Delia's Long Pig Recipes.
A new report from the Department for Failing Pupils has come up with a startling recommendation to improve educational standards in English primary schools.
The Hubble telescope has enabled scientists to observe the most distant object in the universe so far detected by man. Scientists at the California Institute of Far-fetched Phenomena today announced that despite recent problems with the mirror of the...
There's a proverb in South Korea - "It's a man and his wife and children eat dog world" - which sums up the phlegmatic oriental attitude to life and all its woes. In the land which invented moveable type and the twenty quid microwave there's a deep a...
Dear Donald ‘Ducky' Rumsfeld, chief jailer to the war criminals of Guantanamo Bay, has offered the olive branch or fig leaf of democracy to the evil non-Christian people-hating child-killing blood-sucking hyphen-breeding terrorist monsters who refuse...
Valentine's Day? You may be giving your loved one whatever they want on this day dedicated to the Patron Saint of lurve - but don't mention it in Downing Street or the White House. The love that dare not speak its name, the love that blossomed to the...
Flights for pennies, car hire for the change in your pocket, cinema tickets for your kid's sweet money…..Styleless has gone for the kill in every industry he's tried. Now he's about to do the same for the dying game - with QueasyDeath.
General Secretary Tony Blair today hinted that the oft-mentioned "Nanny State" is about to become a reality. Mr Blair made an announcement during a Downing Street finger buffet reception for one-legged lesbians of colour with learning diffi...
Having children ruins almost all aspects of everyday life, according to a report. The study, by the British Medical Association, says having children has caused anxiety, panic and even death in millions of men and women aged 13-50.
With over 1,000,000,000 asylum seekers a week now entering Britain, many from abroad, the government has been thrown into a panic and lost its grip. TheSpoof has seen copies of secret plans to deal with the emergency which will shock and dismay many.
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