The missing pages of Bob Woolmer's autobiography have been found buried in a cricket pitch in Bermuda. Police immediately seized the pages in hope that it would shed some light on Woolmer's killer.
Britney Spears rehab has gone well, leaving thousands of people secretly a little disappointed that nothing went wrong.
Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.
Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.
Jane Austen's life is about to be a book and, naturally, the novelist will be appearing on the front cover. However the face behind some of the world's most-loved books has been deemed unable to sell them.
A Colossal Squid, frozen after being caught by New Zealand fisherman, is to be thawed out using a giant microwave. This was the first time we as a species have come into contact with a living colossal squid, our response was typically humane.
Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.
TV Guide has revealed TV's sexiest women. The women are incredibly grateful to be revealed and freed of their lives of obscurity.
The world's longest tunnel, which the Swiss have dug through the Alps, is being hailed as the 'feat of the 21st century' even though the 21st century still has some way to go. This has angered a lot of people.
Mr. Tumble, the presenter of the BBC's Something Special show, has reportedly been greeting children by telling them in sign language that he's... well.... "--------" them (starts with an 'F').
BBC presenter Simon King has been mildly attacked by a rather small and sick female Cheetah.
Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.
American President George W. Bush now insists that 'patience' is the key to success in Iraq.
Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, will apparently not be playing her anymore.
Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have pleaded with fans to stop reading transfer rumours.
42,000 hardcore football fans wasted hard-earned-cash, and time they could have spent with loved ones, watching their heroes run around a bit this weekend.
In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.
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