"Please baby, just one more mouth full" - Brad pursing his gorgeous kissable lips begging Angie to eat the crispy green salad stabbed onto the 24 carat gold fork gripped in his masculine hand. "Please just for me, and darling Jennifer is not watching."...
Oh please, now I have heard everything. If Scarlett is a boy, she is a darn fine looking "boy". She doesn't even look "butch" for crying out loud.
Not only is Robbie Williams jealous over the fantastic crazy things Britney is getting up to (he cannot copy her though), he is a mommy's boy too!...
TAGTEAM Batista & Undertaker take on Shaun Michaels & John Cena in a heavyweight wrestling match on Sunday evening (sometime on the GMT line) - exact time not known.
Reporting from Twickenham: ENGLAND VS FRANCE. A widely watched rugby game played this weekend, with England proving to be the VICTOR (VICTORIA) of this match.
Latest modelling news just in, Naomi may be suing Tyra for making fun of her "not fat" outbursts and making a mockery of a real "disease" - FATNESS!...
Is there no end to the lengths that Tom Cruise will go to keep his tabs on Katie Holmes (just in case you did not know which Katie I was referring to)?...
Just because you were called fat does not mean you need to be nasty to your help!! So it seems that if you are blessed with good looks and have a shit load of money, you can do almost anything you like as well as lack good manners. Even Britney did not stoop that low. Come on Naomi - have a phone! Phones are for chatting on - they were not designed for throwing!! How old are you? TWO?
Oh J, what next. Were you not happy with your "alleged" court appearances and now need some more publicity - running out of money?...
It is not easy finding something original to write for Tthe Spoof each day but it is darn therapeutic venting all these bottled emotions about the stupid things celebs do!...
What an UPSTANDING young man Harry has turned out to be. Most actors/actresses start off their careers doing "porn" - soft or otherwise, but Daniel Radcliffe waited until he was at his peak (famous and dangerously close to exploding with electrical sexuality) to show the world his "reel" talents on broadway.
I just wish all this media frenzy would stop over ANS and the baby, IT SHOULD ALL BE OVER NOW. I am now putting a stop to it and updating the world on the latest and hopefully the story will remain buried!!...
No matter where you come from, where you have been or whom you fancy - you will have heard about Harry's "butt" revealed and so has J K Rowling!...
What next? ANS's Judge to be on TV. I laughed so hard, the button popped right off my pants, flew across the office and ping ponged my colleague on the forehead, and she has now been awakened from a deep sleep and her secret desire to be on TV has emerged in bright shiny stars. Get real!...
OOPS! Britney you did it again.
I think that the baby Dannielynn should be given to me. Britney, I sent in this story on Monday claiming Dannielynn. Britney you cannot always be the favourite. Everyone is claiming to be the baby's father, but I am truly the one who deserves to have the baby.
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