Britney Spears Bald

Written by Ana Ward

Wednesday, 28 February 2007

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OOPS! Britney you did it again.

Britney you are letting us girls down big time. Running around without nickers, partying, drinking and making a noise is one thing, but darling - those locks!!!! Ag shame on you. Is there a movie you trying out for? It was Paris' idea wasn't it? You can't be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Here in South Africa we are about to have a "Shaveathon" for cancer where you donate R50.00 to have your head shaved or painted green - maybe you should have taken some of your hard earned dollars and spent them wisely....... and anyway, it starts on 3rd March and you have spoilt it by doing it early. At least if you did it for a good cause you could be forgiven...... but to do it to get into rehab? Could you not just pay your way in? If you wanted time out from the media - just dye your hair black (oops....forgot you already did that).

If you wanted attention - well darling you sure got it - BIG TIME. Be careful that all these antics of yours don't get to loose everything you have BIG TIME - your children will not recognise you bald - come on MOM - be cool but don't be bald!!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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