Ellen Degenerates & Ana Ward to Adopt baby Danielynn Smith

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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I just wish all this media frenzy would stop over ANS and the baby, IT SHOULD ALL BE OVER NOW. I am now putting a stop to it and updating the world on the latest and hopefully the story will remain buried!!

I have joined forces with Ellen to adopt baby Dannielynn Smith. We are not in it for the money - just like Howard (Stern that is). We have discusssed it in detail via e-mails and SMS and the viewers of the Ellen show all agree that we should at least fight the good battle and lay claim to what is rightfully ours (simply because WE had frozen our eggs for ANS and they were given to the GP for artificial insemination or basting). Both Howard and Larry may have visitation rights, but under no circumstances is Virgie allowed any contact with the baby, we will not tolerate tardiness.

Unfortunately we were unable to attend the funeral, or to visit with Dannielynn due to Ellen's prior commitments, and after Ellen's emotional breakdown over the Oscars, I felt it too much for her to take. However, we have arranged with our Attorneys to liaise closely with Dannielynns attorneys to proceed with the adoption, but due to being in Vietnam, (we are planning to adopt a Vietnamese baby, if this adoption fails) Dannielynn may need to be flown to Vietnam to finalise the paperwork, and so far we have had no appeals from any other family members! We need to this within 3 weeks as we have no idea what Britney may do next. Ellen is dancing her way to motherhood.

We will keep you updated on the Ellen show (Judge you are not the only one on TV).

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