ANS Judge to be on TV?

Written by Ana Ward

Friday, 2 March 2007


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What next? ANS's Judge to be on TV. I laughed so hard, the button popped right off my pants, flew across the office and ping ponged my colleague on the forehead, and she has now been awakened from a deep sleep and her secret desire to be on TV has emerged in bright shiny stars. Get real!

We have all had emotional outbursts, uncontrollable raucous laughter, tearful moments and none of this got us on TV. Sure many of these were whilst inebriated or after taking too many pain killers whilst reading the shit people write on the Spoof, me included! What does HE have that I don't? Sorry I forgot - he has the ANS case under his cloak, and he played his role to perfection, and manipulated each character like a doll, and stole the limelight - almost as much as Stern and Birkhead! Stern, poor (rich) man - did he want to be on TV - has anyone asked him? Birkhead, crying uncontrollably - maybe he too wants to be cast on the REALITY shows.

I want to be on TV too so if there is anyone out there that thinks I have a talent for TV becoz I write on The Spoof page, please feel free to contact me on "".

Your Honour I will see you in court, on TV!

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