Cluubers have been warned by a group doctors, about the dangers of a new drug that is prevalant on the club scene and is seen as an alternative to Ecstacy.
News just in today that average actor and man who constantly says gosh when suprised, Hugh Grant has been arrested for throwing baked beans.
Prince Harry's role in Iraq is under review today. It has been reveal by Army chiefs that the Harry will not be allowed to go to the front line as it is too dangerous.
An astounding two million bags were sold at Sainsbury's supermarkets in just one hour.
It is a well known fact that Prince William is an Aston Villa supporter, Charles Prefers netball to Football and Harry likes the odd game of Ker-plunk but did anybody know that her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a Gunner apparently taking after Queen...
Britney Spears has been shooting her mouth off saying that she wants Willy.
Agricultural scientists and dairy farmers today made a joint statement saying that cows are the major polluters of the atmosphere and that they should all be fitted with catalytic converters before global warming gets out of control.
It has been exclusively revealed today that some clever scientists have been contacted by the CIA and MI5 and been told to expect an alien invasion in 2008.
A new planet that could rival Earth, has been discovered near the edge of the solar system. The new planet is said to be quite good and looks a lot better than our own dying world.
There is uproar in Belgrade, Serbia as The Rolling Stones plan to sedate 3 000000 horses that may be driven insane by the aging rockers' crap music.
Rumours from the Palace are rife that Prince William may be considering tying the knot with the late Anna Nicole Smith. Royal commentators have speculated on the new love-match which apparently the Queen approves of.
Jamie Oliver, who has been dubbed the most annoying TV chef in history, has offered a reward to anybody who can give information regarding a theft from the pub where the twat grew up.
Internet watchers today have condemned the posting of videos of school students in humiliating situations by school teachers.
Are they they the new Morecambe and Wise? No? Well who the fack do they think they are then? It's Ant and Dec. The two ugly Geordies have just signed an historic new deal worth millions in order to keep them off BBC TV.
Geologists and vulcanologists have expressed their deep concern over data that has been received by monitoring stations throughout the UK that indicate the strong possibility that Gordon Brown is likely to erupt at any moment.
Royal gossip commentators have said that the reason for the recent William/ Middleton split is over a pervy pact between the two Princes. It was reported that the William was up for it with a number of girls and the Harry had expressed an interest in...
Celebrety Big Brother winner and former nobody, Shilpa Shetty has been defending Richard Gere after the ageing actor tried to repeatedly kissing her at an Aids event.
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