Brown Eruption Imminent

Funny story written by Wildjesusfishkid

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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Never a frown, with Gordon Brown

Geologists and vulcanologists have expressed their deep concern over data that has been received by monitoring stations throughout the UK that indicate the strong possibility that Gordon Brown is likely to erupt at any moment.

This could be an eruption that would easily dwarf Krakatoa and could rival the ancient eruption of Santorini which was so long ago nobody gives a toss any more. But it was big.

Experts said that the eruption would be very explosive with lots of those glowing cloud things pouring down the side of his enormous flabby head, burning up everything in their scorchy path. We like those, they are our favourites.

"The amount of magma held deep inside Brown's head has swollen to breaking point with the announcement of Labour's all time low popularity figures. Gordon has taken this to heart and this has consequently agitated the already fragile geological balance inside the fat bloke's bonce.

Tony Blair has expressed little concern over the alert and just waved his genitals at journalists saying " Check these beauties"

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