A new improved Little Kim has been launched onto the celebrity circuit. The diminutive, pint sized beauty has been, new and 'improved'. Startled pundits noted that there was a distinct Asian, robotic look to her shiny new face. She is barely r...
Star Trek fans are reeling from the revelation that Michelle Obama is actually Spock's sister. Trekkies were amazed to see Michelle Obama wearing a Romulan costume at the presidential inauguration. The First Lady was wearing a costume which was ide...
Celebrity Magazine "Bithcy Do-Dah" has revealed that Kim Kardashian has been faking her pregnancy. The celebrity socialite has become jealous of rival Beyonce's baby doll. An insider said, "Kim has wanted to have her own 're-born' doll baby. She...
Shocked visitors to Disney Land spotted a malfunctioning Barack Obama android in the Hall of the Presidents. "It was shocking," said one visitor to the theme park. "I went to enjoy myself with my family and our day was ruined by the robotic Obama...
Obama is a blue blooded clone of King Tut. The History Channel has confirmed that Barack shares the same DNA as the Pharoah King Tut. More scary still Michelle Obama is a deadringer for King Tut's sister Nefertiti and the two daughters Malia and Sasha also resemble the children of King Tut and Nefertiti. Is Barack really a clone of an ancient Egyptian King? Said rival Mitt Romney; "Barac...
Our favourite warlock's 'tiger blood' combusted in a live show in Detroit. Charlie's 'Adonis DNA' came to the boil when he was heckled during his live show. Poor Sheen's sweaty face went a beetroot red and his veins started bulging and tiger blood exploded from his ears. The 'Bitching Rock Star From Mars' found that he his spaceship had landed or crashed in a very unpromising location 'un...
'The Only Way Is Essex' star Chloe was caught 'inflagrante delicto' on top of her friend's boyfriend boy band Blue's, Simon Webb. The plastic fantastic playboy model was found splayed over Layla's boyfriend only wearing a short white dress, stilet...
A skeletal thin lingerie model is gradually fading away. She is gradually growing thinner and thinner. The South African beauty is worried by her gradual loss of weight. She said, "I bought some special 'vanishing cream' and rubbed it on my butt...
Pop starlet Miley Cyrus is said to be distraught over an inflatable blow-up doll which has been created in her image. The star likes to have a 'wholesome' image and is shocked that perverts are buying the sex-toy which has been made in her honour.
Television bosses are in crisis talks with Simon Cowell and are desperate in 'wrapping' up who will be judges on the UK X-Factor. Desperate TV bosses have attempted to bribe Simon into continue to commute by private jet between LA and London. I...
Katy Perry has had a stunning alien makeover and in a lavish pop video is shown falling to an alien planet to seek her long-lost love, Kayne West, whom she finds inside of an ET which she finds on the planet. The special effects on the video show...
Louis Walsh is said to be furious that Simon Cowell is allowing the UK X-Factor to 'crumble' to pieces. He is furious over Cowell's lack of commitment to the UK show and his preoccupation with the US X-Factor. Both Louis and Dannii are furious...
Simon Cowell has been cloned by X-Factor bosses as they desperately need him in two places at once. An inside source said "Cowell has been asked to judge the UK X-Factor by satellite link and there is a 50% chance that he will refuse." The televi...
Kate Middleton was spotted shopping at Mothercare looking wistfully at baby clothes. The soon to be Royal princess is obviously looking to her future after marriage. Insiders have speculated that she is already pregnant as she has stopped drinkin...
A pornographic film company has been fined $8,750 dollars for failing to protect its porn stars against disease by failing to provide condoms. The porn firm was found to have failed to protect its employees from blood and fluid excretions by Hea...
Jesse Eisenberg has been type-cast as a nerd and true to form is going to do the voice of a 'geeky' blue parrot called 'Blu'. Blu, is a rare species of Blue Macaw and lives in a book shop in Moose Lake, Minnesota. The blue parrot is sent to Rio...
Pop legend Kylie Minogue has become a new gay icon after launching her gloriously 'camp' Aphrodite tour which features scantily clad men dressed like peacocks with feathers coming out of their 'derrieres'. By popular request from gay men a new 'Ky...
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