It isn't often scientists come out with a statement that astounds the World but today in Luxembourg at the 'Annual Astounding Things We Have In Life Awards' it was acknowledged that sliced bread is the best invention since unsliced. Food specialis...
It was changes all round for popular cookery series Masterchef this week as the set underwent a massive facelift and the new format seemed to get the thumbs up from most viewers.One TV Critic however wasn't amused at the antics of one or two of the c...
Never short of an opinion or two, the Lord of all things business like, Sir Alan Sugar has revealed his greatest ever gadget. Speaking at a dinner to celebrate the 6th series of 'The Apprentice', the man famous for inventing computers, and being...
It could only happen in Wales, but My God Man has it happened! History has been made at the Annual Male Voice Choir Awards where Bryn 'The Voice' Teflon-Williams has won the award single-handed! Forty Two of the Country's finest choirs made th...
These days we are always hearing about how all our footballers are earning far too much money and are such terrible role models for children everywhere. So it's always nice when we hear a good news story. This week, Manchester United Superstar W...
One of Britain's greatest living characters, Sir Ranulph Fiennes is to be honoured forever with an eight feet statue made entirely out of baked beans! The masterpiece will stand in the Adventurers home city of Glasgow and will take over a week to...
Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers...
Everyone knows how versatile an animal the pig is. He's very tasty, for a start, a very clean animal too, but also very intelligent. They make great pets, and if you train them they will even pick the kids up from school, leaving you to enjoy doing...
Super Dragon and all round multi-millionaire keep fit fanatic 'I'm not a bit vain' Duncan Bannatyne shocked his fellow Dragons this week in Series 14 of 'Dragon's Den' when he actually agreed to invest in one of the proposals. Duncan, 37, famous...
We've all probably heard the famous song 'You Can't fit Quicker Than A Kwik Fit Fitter' and thought what is all that about? Well, today, Paul Spanner, 23, a mechanic from Toolbridge in Derbyshire has ripped up the record books. Kwik Fit are fam...
There was outrage today from certain circles when once again Virgin Airlines Cabin Crews were voted the most attractive by flyers. Spokesman for Independent Airline 'UBBWP' (Ugly Buggers But We're Polite) voiced his anger at a Press Conference th...
As the mighty N'Dubz get ready for their massive sold out stadium tour, singer Dappy has emerged as an unlikely role model for scrotes and skivers up and down the country. Dappy explained to GMTV his morning, 'As hard as it might seem to believe, I was going nowhere, but being in the band has really sharpened me up you know, I've learned to point at the cameras and look really moody, gangster...
Shy and retiring megastar Lady GaGa has today sensationally quit the showbiz world. Lady GaGa, real name Gaynor Gartside has had enough of living the highlife and called it a day. As her new single once again goes global, she explained her decision to millions of devastated fans world wide. 'This will indeed be my last single. I'm sick and tired of wearing bra's made out of Parma Ham, a...
Wacky 'Loose Women' inventor Jane McDonald, the lovely Yorkshire singer and presenter has been chosen to play Ex-Arsenal and England Goalkeeper David Seaman in a stage adaptation of his life. The Musical, 'Safehands' will be an all singing and da...
Marine Biologists from all over the world gathered in amazement in Plymouth this week to witness this spectacular discovery. The Bermuda Triangle, for centuries the biggest danger to ships around Bermuda was dragged up in a fisherman's trawler ne...
In a ground breaking move today, a Judge at a Lincolnshire court stunned the packed courthouse with his ruling that a dog should have custody rites to all his litter. Jack Russell, the delighted owner of the dog in question explained how events had u...
With Valentine's Day fast approaching it's time again for all the big supermarkets to cash in and rip people off. First in were Marks & Spencer who are offering a beautiful 3 course romantic dinner for two lovebirds for only £20. Spokesman fo...
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