A celebrity edition of deal or no deal has been axed due to the contestants inability to answer the question. Alex Reid, famous for being someone's boyfriend was first up, but failed to get past round one as each time Noel asked him "deal or no...
A 92 year old woman has been charged with murdering her husband in Sydney Australia. Though a post mortem is to be undertaken to officially confirm the cause of death, neighbours have reported that the woman chopped off her husbands penis to "sor...
The reason for the shocking performance of Liverpool FC this season had almost been discovered today. Cleaners at Bell End Community Centre in Manchester investigated "muffled" noises coming from lockers in the changing rooms. Upon closer inv...
Conflicting reports are emerging around American "actor" Corey Haim. Haim is apparently alive and well. Journalists claim Haim staged his own death as he was upset he was not famous enough. However, close family and friends state that expens...
Child killer turned paedophile Jon Venables has today announced he has told courts he doesn't care if he is "outed" or not. Holding up his two fingers he reportedly said "bring it on, tell 'em my name, tell 'em where I am" he then continued "forg...
Disaster strikes in Bahrain at the opening race of the 2010 grand prix. Maclaren, Ferrari et al have gone berserk at F1 chiefs as the new "no refuelling" rule comes into play. Coupled with the new lower weight restrictions on the race cars, vehi...
A multibillion dollar worldwide survey of 4 trainee scientists, each educated to a minimum Grade D GCSE (or equivalent), has reached the conclusion that indeed, all food is bad for human consumption. The three year survey funded by the British ta...
Mark Owen has today told how he feels going without booze is worse than being burned in hell whilst being forced to listen to take that songs for the rest of eternity. In fact, "being sober is so bad" states Owen, that he has enlisted the help of...
In a completely coincidental, unfortunate turn of events, a missing British Indian boy has been found safe and well in India at an uncle's house (named locally as Jeera) watching slumdog millionaire and eating chicken tikka masala and a peshwari naan...
Cheryl Cole has today called a press conference for the worlds' leading journalists and writers such as Piers Morgan, Katie Price and Basil Brush, to announce that she will NOT be reconciling with husband Ashley Cole. Alleged claims that the Cole...
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