Today the upper classes of America succeeded in getting a bill passed banning poor people from using money. Having invested heavily in Senators and Legislators for decades they now saw it was time to remove the economy entirely from the lower masses...
A remake of an old sitcom about a cast of castaways on an desert isle, Hollywood is presenting the American public with Oguama's Isle. This time the entire island population is millionaires or if they are not they threw away their poor sick wives to marry a millionairess.
Haiti's President Déficit has ordered people to stop rioting over soaring bread prices.
Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsook hewing and splitting. Now, women return to spinning and men love hoeing again. What maintains one vice would bring up two children...
Many estates are spent in the getting, Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,...
A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
Democracy is a state in which poor happily agree to continue to remain poor ever after.
Cut the Roses and keep smiling…this is duty. Fly over the poor and keep smiling…this is duty.
Yes Mr Bill Gates so what if the asians have beaten you this time. You have been on top of the ladder too long, right?! Oh the poor (rich) man must be tired holding on to the ladder all these years.
(Washington) - President George W. Bush today announced that he was using his presidential power to guarantee that every poor person in America would be able to afford a home.
(Washington) - Presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, embarrassed by the number of poor people in the U.S., and wanting their vote, today pledged that, if elected, she will give every poor person in America $50,000 a year for the rest of their live...
(Washington) - In a major political move to eliminate poverty in America, the Democratically controlled U.S. Congress today passed a law to deport all people in the U.S. earning less than $30,000 a year.
I went to an "all-you-can-eat" Chinese buffet yesterday. The whole thing cost only 4 bucks so I won't complain about the poor quality of the food.
Monday was a day of mass chaos throughout the US amidst a massive fast-food worker walk-out organized by a YouTube contributor.
Poor thing. . . if someone doesn't do anything by June 5th she will be in the slammer.
You may think, perhaps, that a little tea, or a little punch or a tiny lay now and then, diet a little more costly, clothes a little...
Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge.So put on that love glove!...
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